This shit irks the fuck out of me. I don't like people that want to act single but have all the perks of a relationship. You want someone to give you that title of boyfriend or girlfriend but you want to do everything a single hoe does. You want to screw who you want when you want, come home when you want, only call when you want something. Yet, if you call, the other person better damn answer or call back immediately. if they don't answer, you askin questions about where they were and what they were doing like they don't have a job or a life outside yo' bitch ass. I got a few situations on this one so bear with me. Might get a bit long
So first we have this dilweed that wants the perks of getting with me, or should I say being with me. Wants to be boyfriend. Wants sex when he bothers to take the time to give it. However, he also wants to live separately, fuck other people, deny he's fucking other people despite the mountain of evidence that he's lying, only come here once a week, come by a second time one week to shut me the fuck up, then block a nigga when he gets caught. Really bitch? Please kill yourself for being so fucking innately stupid. Not only do I know you have another one, i know you live with him. I know you blocked me from your phone because of him. I also know you used my government name, not one of my nicknames, to leave me unblocked from facebook and your email. You're trying to let the heat die down, then sneak back around. Not about to happen. I'm a one and only type of dude. I don't share.
Next, we have a set of brothers. First brother has been an open queer all his life. Flamboyantly gay. Drag queen. Somehow, a bitch got his dick hard once so he tries straight life. hey, no problem. Do you......except you're still fucking all kinds of men on the side. Like no one knows this. Maybe she's dumb but i'm not. I know who you're doing, mostly because they're the same ones as before her. This bothers me solely because it's wrong. Then you want to sing the praises of god all over facebook. Bitch get real. You're cheating on your wife. Even if it's a man doing you, it's still adultery you dumbass.
Then there's the other brother. This is a slightly more obvious hoe. Messes around on his wife with females blatantly. Everyone knows it. What they don't know is he's a closet case too. He has an attraction to at least one man, but that one he can't act on. Doesn't excuse all the other hoes he flaunts in front of his wife. If you don't want the bitch, tell her so. Don't string her along. That's cruel and unusual punishment.
All three of these make me sick. They're playing games. This type of fuckery provokes violent urges. If you want all the perks of being single, be fucking single. If you want a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/man/woman, then get one and give them what they deserve from you. Keep that hoe ass fuckery to yourself bitch
