People going back to cheaters

Ok, I'm gonna try to keep this short. But I'm really sick of the fuckery of a female friend telling me about some dumb shit their boyfriend did that is cheating, plain and simple, and then they want to contemplate whether to stay or not.

Example. Friend of mine tells me her dude cheated on her a while back and the chick may be pregnant. Wait, stay with me now. That's not the fuckery this time. Ok, he then tells her he doesn't know if its his or not because the bitch was ratchet.

Pause. Let me get this straight. You cheated on your real woman for a ratchet ass bitch that's fucking multiple dudes. Not only this, but you went raw in the ratchet bitch? Oh the fuckery.

Look, dudes, even if you're single, if you fuck a ratchet bitch, use a fucking rubber. It takes like two seconds to slide that bitch on. You do not want to impregnate the ratchet. Do you want to be stuck dealing with this ratchet ass hoe for the next 18 years? Didn't think so.

Back to the story, so she's asking my advice on what she should do. Hmm, let me think......drop this cheating fuck and find someone who values you and doesn't cheat for the petty shit like he felt like you treat him different or you have an  attitude or you didn't suck his dick right or whatever petty ass reason. This should be a no brainer.

Ok, fellas, you want your side of this issue too. Sometimes women do the same dumb shit we do. Guess what, my advice is the same. You're a real dude making your way in the world and doing your best by this bitch and she cheats on you for some punk ass reason like you don't spend enough time with her, you're too busy, blah blah blah. Fuck that hoe. Not literally, of course, but drop that bitch like she's a piece of hot coal burning your hand. It's simple, once a cheater always a cheater

Too little, too late.

This is how a conversation with a unfaithful ex that gets into contact with you might go:

Ex: How are you?

You: Good. Just living.

And of course, I guess you talk about your lives and shit and how things have been going until...

Ex: I miss you, baby.

What the unholy satanic ritual fuck? You miss me? Now, odds are this hoe left you for someone else that was undesirable or cheated on you with someone of less quality than yourself but they miss you? Fuck outta here. Then it hits them...

Ex: You treated me right and cared for me.

Whereas Dre spoke about the fuckery that is "once mine, always mine" mentality regarding people who can't back it up, this is in that same field as that and cheaters. This  is more about the people who finally comes to terms with the fact that you were the best mutha fuckin thing they had going in their goddamn life and they went and fucked it up because they couldn't keep their clothes on or some other stupid-ass reason. This becomes fuckery to the n power when they are supposed to be in a relationship with someone else and for some reason, they find their way to you and figure it out too late that you were the one for their sorry ass.

But that person wasn't the one when your ass was plowing every hole or getting plowed by every dick possible that didn't belong to that person, right? So, why are they the one after the fact? Is it because you think about your ex whenever your current is putting it down or the shit they did for you that this person ain't doing? What is your major malfunction, bitch, and why in the actual fuck do you see fit to try to return to that person's arms? If you love that individual like you say you do, despite the fuckery you put them through, you would let them the fuck go and move on with your life. What's that, you can't let go? Oh, well, you're just full of shit and only going back to them because you know no one else would put up with you but unfortunately for you, that person was strong enough to leave your ratchet ass behind and not look back.

Examples? On this blog, you know we provide.

I've had some shit like that go on in my life. I've learned to let go and move on when the party's over, but there's just this one chica who just cannot seem to move on. Every blue moon she'll hit me up and tell me to text her or some other dumb shit so I'll humor the bitch whenever I'm in the mood for a laugh. What? Sometimes I can't be as nice as Dre and tell people to choke and all that good self-terminating shit. Her latest want: to tell me for I'm guessing the 8th or 9th time in the four years it's been since I left her cheating ass that she misses me and loves me. Like I said, I humor the bitch but I don't reciprocate shit. I ask her about her current boyfriend/father of her unborn child. She tells me not to worry about him and that while she loves him, she'll always love me. Bitch, what? I got a feeling it's because I was the first dick that put it down on her. What can I say? Some people fall in love with their first long after the mattress mambo is done.

My money's on him eventually finding out he ain't gonna be a first time daddy and she's looking for some poor sucker to give an 18 year sentence to 'cause she don't know who the kid's papi is. You looked in the wrong place, now go swan dive off the top of Mount Everest. This is how I feel about that: if you would talk to another man behind your lover's back, what makes you so sure I could trust you not to do the same to me if I were somewhat idiotic enough to fall for this? I got bored and took screencaps of today's game, but I shared one as an example.

Stupid Bitch Song for Stupid Bitch mentality

First off, I realize this song was the shit back in the day. All of the songs I put in this blog were the mutha fuckin shit. However, they were and still are stupid bitch songs and follow a stupid bitch mentality. Let's look at Mokenstef here.
He's Mine, you may have had him once but I got him all the time
Pause. Bitch really? So you're content to let your man be the hoe of the ages as long as you feel he's thinking about you, and as long as you get the label of girlfriend, wifey, wife, whatever. Bitch swerve.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Whitney fan. But pay attention. She's singing about fucking a married man. She's in love with a married man but refuses to move on to someone who can actually be there for her because she loves him. So basically she takes the few little moments he gives her and makes due with them. The fuckery.

Again, this was my shit, but this is two stupid bitches arguing over a dude. He's fucking you both, but instead of turning on him, you turn on each other. Redeeming quality is the video, where they do as I just suggested, but the song is ultimately two stupid bitches arguing over a dude that fucks them both.

The way she sang this song was funny as shit. That opening note gets me every time. However, she is also a stupid bitch in this song. This is the same as the first song. She lists a whole bunch of shit that he doesn't do for the sideline but does for her. Examples being does he take you out, have you met his mom, have you met his kids? Bitch, did it occur to you that sidelines laugh at yo dumb ass cuz you got stuck with this ain't shit dude who may only be able to do one thing right, and that's fuck? Seriously, several sidelines are content with being sideline because they don't want that dude seriously. They just want his dick and then they want him to go the fuck back home.

These songs are a few examples. Clearly I could go on and on. But let me address the stupid bitch mentality behind all of these songs. See, women in particular allow themselves to be belittled in ways that make me question humanity. If you are a woman, a real woman, you should value yourself more than this. So for those of you trapped in this mentality, let's hit a few points shall we?

1. EVERY MAN DOES NOT CHEAT!!!!!!
I cannot stress this enough. To every, and I do mean every broad that says this shit, swerve off the road with no seatbelt on. I'm so serious. Let me make this clear. A real man will never cheat on his woman because he is a fucking man, not a boy. If everyone you fuck with cheats, it's because you date boys. Step your game up and date men.

2. BEING CHEATED ON DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TRY TO STEAL MEN.
So, you think because several dudes cheated on you you should be allowed to be spiteful and try to break up marriages and shit? Bitch, swerve, again, because you are not a real woman if you choose this path. Sweetie, a woman is always a lady, except in the bedroom at which point she is a freak. If you been through this, why would you put another woman through it? You're petty, pathetic, and need to give your life.

3. IF THAT DUDE IS MARRIED HE IS NOT LEAVING HIS WIFE FOR YOUR HO ASS!
Bitch, you're the sideline. Learn yo' mutha fuckin' place. If you allow yourself to be used in this way, he will continue to do so. You will never be more than this. And if you do, there's another one like you that he'll fuck with after you. Dumbass.

4. DON'T GO AFTER THE OTHER WOMAN!
Why are you going after her for fuckin' yo' man unless she's close enough to you to know you? And even then, go after that nigga first. Fuck his shit up, then go for her if and only if she actually knows about you.

5. DON'T ASSUME HE LOVES YOU BECAUSE HE KEEPS COMING HOME TO YOU.
Bitch, you're just supplying the place for him to rest his head and get some food. And you're live in pussy. You're stupid enough to let him so hell yeah he's gonna come back. This does not mean you really have him all the time. This means you're the stupidest bitch he fucks with.

Seriously, if you agree with the message behind these songs, you have a stupid bitch mentality and really need to give your life because you make it hard for real men to find their true mates and for other women to believe that honesty exists in the male race. If you're reading this and rolling your eyes, bitch, you're the mutha fuckin problem in humanity and need to give your life immediately. If you're one of those dumb bitches in a relationship or married to a man cheating on your dumb ass or who has cheated in the past, and you're telling yourself I don't know what I'm talking about, bitch, i'm a grown ass man. And I fuck both sexes so miss me with that I fuck men shit. I think that makes me doubly qualified to tell you that you're a stupid bitch. If that male cheats and your stupid ass just lets it go, you're a stupid bitch and deserve the heartache you get. Grow up, find yourself and your self worth, and always remember what one man won't do another one will and will always show you that you're his queen. Remember that shit if you remember nothing else and stop the fuckery that is the he's mine mentality.

Lying about the reason you're leaving someone.

I think I posted about something close to this three posts ago but now I just wanna go all out about this. So, I chose We Can't Be Friends (If We Can't Be Lovers) - R.L feat. Deborah Cox (saw her at Pride St. Louis last year) as my current mood because a thought I never expected to occur in my mind actually occurred. So after Dre kindly tells me to "please get the fuck out" my feelings when I really wasn't in 'em... fuck that, this ain't even relevant so let's get it.

Okay, so someone tells you they're leavin' you, right? The fucked up part is, they won't tell you exactly why they're done with you so they give you some cool story. Well, this is tonight's fuckery I'm gonna speak on. The point of telling someone why you're dumping them is so they know what went wrong and what to look out for when they move on. They can't learn how not to fuck up on the next if you're not being one hundred percent fuckin' honest with them. If you give bullshit lines when dumping someone and you know yo' ass is fulla shit, you need to give yo' motherfuckin' life four times over.

For example, if the mutha fucka ignores you and doesn't give you the attention you want yet you tell him it's over because he has a fucking drinking problem (and you know damn well you drink along with his ass), bitch, you need to kill yourself. How in the satanic green fuck will he learn that it's not okay to spend more time playing Halo than with your pussy?

Fellas, this one's for you: if you tell your broad that you can't be with her because of some stupid-ass superficial reason when you know damn well it's because you know the ho sends more texts to a male "acquaintance" and spends more time with said acquaintance than with you, you should cut yourself down south and bleed out for not having the balls to confront that bitch and tell her you know she fuckin' that nigga she says is her friend and that he can have her ratchet ass.

If you can't be honest with why the relationship you're in is coming to an end, then you most likely will not be upfront the entire time in your next one. If the love isn't there anymore (it probably never was there), you feel more comfortable as friends (I've heard this more times than I care to and I know it's a damn lie), if the distance is too great, or some other factor and you feel like your relationship is a waste of time, it's your duty to step up and be real with your partner, even when the game is over. If you're not telling them the entire truth about why it has to end, that's the same as lying. In the end, if you can't, you're only proving that you ain't no fuckin' good.

Once Mine Always Mine

Let me have a talk with fellas. This mentality is prevalent among men that thing their sex game is just on point. There are way too many of you that let one bitch swell your head up. Allow me to break a couple things down for you dumb ass dudes that think this way.

First, if you actually say this, most likely it's not true. Never, ever assume your dick game is that damn good. At least 90% of you can't fuck. You can't make your partner come no matter how hard you try. Some of you are so damn stupid you've never actually made a broad cum and you never knew it. You assumed because she made a noise like what you hear on the porn movies she actually came. No, bitch, she said that to make you feel better about yourself.

Next, there are some men that actually can say this. However, they don't need to. Do you know why they can say this? Because they can actually make any of their exes come back to them any time they want. And I don't mean the single exes. I mean the exes that go on and have relationships with another dude but she can't get enough of this dude's dick. The men that can use this phrase have this special ability to actually lay the mutha fuckin pipe. These are the dudes that are so in tune with their partner's body they won't allow themselves to get close to bustin' a nut til they know their partner got one, maybe even two or more. These dudes know when to move, when not to move, how to move, how hard to go, when to go slow, when to go fast, when to make love and when to fuck like a pornstar.

But you want to know about those that can't say this. Let's make it simple. If you say this, but not a single one of your exes want you once the relationship is done, kill yo' self. If you say this shit but your ex never comes back on your terms, kill yo' self again. If you know your dick game is whack, and yes, you should know if your dick game is whack, you should never, ever, EVER, say this. EVER. I'm so serious. You can't fuck to save your life but you want to say someone will always run back to you? For what? Certainly not that whack ass dick you got going on.

Oh, but you just know your dick game is good right? Let me clue you in on this. Size ain't everything. Just because you got a 10 to 12 inch dick and can thrust really hard does not mean your dick is actually good. It means your dick is big and you can thrust really hard. Who the fuck cares if you can't hit the right spot? If your dick doesn't legitimately make your partner bust, you fail. And you will only be used for the size of your dick, not the quality. You will then be discarded like the trash your dick game is.

In closing, fellas, if you say once mine always mine, you better have proof. Otherwise, keep that fuckery to yo' mutha fuckin self and shut the fuck up

Favoritism in the Workplace

Ok, I have to touch on this subject personally because I've been seeing it since I started working. I hate this manner of fuckery. Seriously, why the fuck do people play favorites in the workplace, especially in a customer service setting? Let me give a few examples.

On my second job at Sonic Drive In, the stores in this area were run by this guy Tony. Great. His wife was the GM of my store, his stepson started as kitchen manager before getting bumped to manager. His nephew was a manager of my store before being made GM of another store. His other nephews were kitchen managers and then one other nephew was made manager at my store. Their youngest son was switched from another store to mine when he got wrote up for something that was actually his fault. Now, I'm so damn good at my job they switched me to help shape up another store and paid me more. Wasn't a manager, but might as well have been. Problem is, the whole family worked together and were in positions of power. So eldest son did things like refuse to teach me how to work in the kitchen so one of the other managers who wasn't in the family had to do it. None of the family got wrote up even when they fucked up majorly. 

Fast forward several years. In one of my call center jobs, a certain race of people was shown favoritism. Namely, the white people (I'm just calling it like I see it). None of the black people who deserved to be made floor leads and supervisors were. I got fired for doing my job by holding my ground against a secretary in a hospital trying to tell me how the actual fuck I do my job. Whatever bitch. But one of the team leads commits a major HIPAA violation, costing the company several thousand dollars, and she gets to keep hers. Namely, bitch faxed a message that was supposed to go to a doctor's office in California to Tennessee. And she kept making these types of fuck ups. Another example, I got called into the office because I cuss too much, but the older white women cuss way more than I did on the floor and never got told anything. I got called in for stupid shit like this queerbag on the floor who I didn't like because he was such a disgusting little whore ran and snitched on me for making a comment after getting off a call and then he said I typed too hard. My natural reaction was to let him in on the fact that A) I can't stand his fag ass and B) I will gladly break the keyboard across his fucking skull instead of through my typing if he so much as breathes in my direction anymore. But the little dry snitching queerbag got a position made up for him that made him think he was something and somehow still has a job even though he's another large fuck up. Difference, I'm black,he's white. I know HIPAA inside and out, none of them do.

And now we come to my most recent job. For some reason, they sing the praises of one agent on the floor. They say she confirms the most orders (yeah, i process orders in this one. no more detail needed). What they forget to take notice of is the fact that she fucks up more orders than any three people combined. Every order I get of hers is wrong. So we have a process to escalate people to the supervisors for coaching. We all have escalated this bitch but she still has a job while they fired the last two training classes because they didn't have enough work for them.

Pause. What manner of fuckery is this? Let me get this straight, we have a bitch here who clearly is trying to get fired as she fucks up orders in such blatantly obvious ways that it would be funny if she wasn't fuckin' with my money but you fired two classes of people coming out of training who actually made less errors than her? 

Fuck your favoritism. We should all be treated according to capability. If I happen to be one of the best on the floor, I should feel like it. I should not see someone who is in the running for the worst on the floor being rewarded constantly. That's the shit that makes people find other jobs even though this one is rather simple. So note to all supervisors, you don't get to have favorites. Not only can this lose you some good workers, but this shit opens you up to a lawsuit. What you let one get away with, you need to let another get away with? If it gets everyone else fired, it should get your favorite fired. 

"It's not you."

You ever thought you had something that was going good and then it just comes to a screeching halt? I've been there, done that, and ten times out of nine, end up in that. I'd like to think that it's because I'm paying for shit I've done in a previous life, but that's not the case. The case is that the hoe can't be loyal or some shit like that.

So, here we go. One of the most generic lines used during a break up. The first one is "Can we still be friends," but that's not the one I'm referring to.

If you read the title, you'll get what I mean. I find it hilarious how the break up conversation starts: you get that "we gotta talk" message. Then you get told you're a great person, and that's when they drop the bomb. Why is it people can't be honest when they're kicking their former partner to the curb? They always gotta go with that generic-ass shit 'cause I guess it'll make 'em feel better about the dirt they've been doing behind their ex-partner's back. If it's "not them," then why in the unholiest of fucks did you go into this relationship in the first place? Why in the actual secret tenth circle of hell did you waste your time and this other person's time if you weren't feeling them to begin with? I'll tell you why and maybe I've been watching too much This is a Commentary, but I happen to be a Tre Melvin fan and he makes sense.

Because you like the idea. You like the idea of a relationship, you like the idea of monogamy, you like the idea of the title of boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever, but you also like the idea of living the single life, which means you like the idea of sucking every dick/eating every pussy you come across that doesn't belong to your partner. If you're breaking up your partner and they're not why you're doing it, then why are you doing them wrong behind their back?

So, today, I just had the misfortune of having my relationship ended with such fuckery. The funny thing is that this happens at the same time I make the conscious decision to act on my suspicions that she's cheating on me and two days after I confessed to her that I had been cheated on. I came to that conclusion about three or four times throughout the last 24 hours because I've been fucked over by whores twice before. Then I read Dre's post about cheaters, just so I could make sure I wasn't being paranoid and insecure. I'll never know, and frankly, I could care less since the jig's up but I believe that I wasn't being paranoid at all.

Point of this is, if it's absolutely necessary to dump that person, be completely honest with them even if that shit is gonna hurt. If you're fucking around, own up to it and then kill yourself. If you're weren't into them to start with, don't waste their time or yours. If there's someone else, tell 'em and then proceed to give your life.

Talk a good game.....can't back it up

If there is one thing I hate, it's anyone, male or female, who talks a whole lot of shit and can't back it up. I mean this in a sexual and non-sexual way. Let's go through this.

Internet thugs: These amuse the ever living shit out of me. The keyboard warriors. They can talk all the shit in the world but can't back it up. I have an ex, for example, who, upon our final argument, told me it was like that when he saw me in the streets. This was said on Facebook of course, on his wall, which was public, after we had a very public argument (I had a nigga moment. he's one of the few who bring that out in me). Now, a week later, I see him on the metrolink (public transit for those not from the area, kinda like a subway). What does he do as I approach? The bitch runs for his life. Seriously, he made a serious dash for the exit.

Sexual stuff:

Quotes from guys: "I got a big dick and know how to use it."

Pause pause pause for the mutha fuckin cause. First off, don't quote a fucking song at me to describe your dick game. Second, what is your definition of big? Who told you it was big? Oh, you say you're ten inches? No, nigga, you're 5 and a half. Don't double your dick size. Ruler or tape measure, use it before trying to tell someone how big you are. Because people like me and the women I know will shatter your fucking feelings and not give an iota of a fuck. And then, just to be an ass, we will tell everyone just how little it was.

Oh, but it's really that size? Great......until we discover you don't know how the blue fuck to use it. Let me give you a little anatomy lesson. The spot for both sexes is about two inches in. For women, it's the clit. For men, it's the prostate. Learn how the fuck to find it and work it. It's not fucking rocket science. Seriously. If one bitch or one nigga shows you where it is, it is in the exact same spot on every other broad or dude you fuck with.

"I wanna long dick you down."

Pause again. Bitch, didn't I just cover this? First off, how do you long dick anyone and your dick like four inches (yeah I took an inch off just for the fucking insult)? Second, you just barely figured out how to move your hips. That's not long dicking anyone down. It's boring the fuck out of us.

"I'm gon fuck you all night long."

Please inform us of your definition of all night long. Because the night last from dusk til dawn, mutha fucka, and you couldn't even last twenty minutes.

"I'm gonna make you cum (insert number) times." or "I'll make you cum til you can't cum no more" or "I'll make you cum til you beg me to stop."

Actually, I need you to stop deluding yourself. You couldn't get a broad or another dude to bust a nut if your life depended on it. Your dick game is wack, you can't eat the pussy and/or suck the dick. What the actual fucking good are you?

Quotes from women (and by the way, I questioned the intelligence of the women I heard some of these from)

"I got that wet-wet."

pause. First, bitch, why are we using this as a line? secondly, define wet. Because to me you felt dryer than the mutha fuckin sahara and i was scared i'd start a mutha fuckin fire

"I got the tightest pussy."

The fact that I've heard this line makes me cringe. And bitch, it's not tight when you have no walls.

"I got the baddest pussy in the game."

Again, bitch you got no walls. You let way too many dicks of varying shapes and sizes run through that. You know it's fucked up if a dude has to ask you is it in yet.

"I can take it however you give it to me."

But when I start to go all out, you begging e to stop? Bitch make up your mind. Do you want to get fucked all the way down or do you just want me to put it in and lay there til i fall the fuck asleep from boredom. If you can't take the dick, don't act like you can. I don't want some bitch that flinches with every stroke. And in this case




Point is, we've all had men or women that talk a real good game (at least in their head) but can't back that shit up. It irks my soul. Especially with sex. Do not talk shit and be unable to back that shit up. You can't take dick, then you need to bat for the other team. Or stick to toys you can take. Dudes, if you rarely have sex, shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. If you've only had sex twice in your miserable fucking life, or if you only had sex with one bitch, shut the fuck up. You don't know shit. No one appreciates you talking shit when you never bothered to actually learn what to do. It takes more than putting a dick in a hole to make it good. Size don't mean shit if you don't know how to use it. If you ain't swingin then put your tongue in it. Put your mouth on it. Use your finger. Seriously, find a way to make sure your partner gets theirs.

And to my keyboard warriors, I come from the Show me state and try me city, mutha fucka. Read between the lines

Offensive flirting/Not interested. Fuck off.

There's a breed of fuckery that goes on and I just feel like pointing it out with people I see constantly introducing it. Now, if you frequent those 18+ social networking sites, you'll know what I'm talking about. The persistent dipshits that don't know how to take rejection and the fuckwads who go about coming onto others the wrong way. Let's start with the latter.
So, there's this really hot guy or this bangin' chick you just wanna holla at in the worst way. You feel like you gotta spit that game, provided yo' bitch ass got any. Okay, you walk up to that potential conquest or whatever and some straight dumb shit comes out of your mouth. The fuck were you thinking, shit-for-brains? Did you really think they would go for the idiotic bullshit that you just uttered for the world to hear? The hell outta here.

Now, I've personally met people who've had this happen to them and I've been on the receiving end of this online. Let me give you an example.

So, there's this thirsty-ass dude and he has a girlfriend who doesn't give him what he wants because... hello, dumbshit, she's busy busting her ass at work while you're online telling your female friends that you wanna bang them, most of whom are either not into men, not interested in dating, or have boyfriends. For reference sake, I'll just call him Ginger. Ginger, like this one closet case with a stupid hoe for a wife, does not know how to attempt keeping his dick in his pants if it's not in his girl. So, one night I was online writing when this friend of mine sent me a message. We were talking about my writing, like we usually do when she tells me that she needed to defriend a creeper and ban him from a page she operates. It took about three or four questions, but she told me that Ginger had sent her some very unnerving messages. Now, she didn't tell me what exactly he said, other than it was sexual, but I have my ideas that I don't wanna share. The fuckery in this is that she has no interest in sexuality, romantic relationships or dating whatsoever, so what made this dumbshit think that this assexual female would smile, grin, and drop her panties for him is beyond me. The sad part is that he's done this to two of her friends and was even called out on this fuckery when he was in middle school; there's a Facebook group claiming he's innocent of grabbing some chick's ass and a bunch of fuckery came out of that.

Yeah, I'll let that sink in for a second.

Then he tries texting his ex that he left for his current girlfriend to tell her that he missed the sex he had with her and that he still loves her and all that good shit. Yeah, you know you're pathetic when you have to go running back to the ex you left for your current. Now recently, Ginger has moved on to another of our mutual friends, commenting on Facebook pictures of her that I have to admit are very lovely. This assmunch is all up on her profile and the saddest part is that his girlfriend is either oblivious, in denial, or she doesn't care that he doesn't give a fuck about her unless he wants sex, which is something he should refrain from doing since the motherfucker is absolutely shittacular in bed.

Now let's get to the former. Like I was saying, if you're on 18+ social networking sites, then you'll know what the fuck I'm talking about. I've been on the receiving end of this shit too. If you message someone propositioning for sex or whatever and they say no, that doesn't give you a fuckin' license to keep hitting them up and saying "plz bb i promis itll b good" (I had to dumb myself down to the level of today's teenagers to type that out, I can feel my brain cells withering away as I speak) until they decide to finally hit the block button on your stupid ass because you don't know what the fuck the word 'no' means. If someone's not interested in you, drop it and move on. There's always someone. I've been rejected before but that doesn't mean I'm going to pursue a fruitless venture because you can't change someone's mind. You want examples of this shit? When you're in the club and you're just minding your business at the bar and some stupid fuck/stupid hoe comes up to you with their wack-ass lines. You either flash your wedding band, tell 'em you lack an attraction to their gender or tell 'em you're taken but they just have to keep talking like you didn't just indicate that you're not interested. I hate dumbasses like that who just choose to blind themselves to what they don't want to be truth.

Point is, if you're not good at flirting, don't do it and if you must, don't let sex be on the forefront of your minds. If you like someone, tell 'em but don't be disrespectful about it. If you can't do that, then trip and fall off the highest bridge you can find into concrete or a powerful body of water.