50 feet nigga, damn part 2

Ok to continue on fuijin's post, these dudes are getting absurd. I cannot express this enough. If I don't know you and ain't with you pet names should not be used. So I had one riding my nuts talking about he wanted to get to know me and then he asks if I want friendship or a hookup. Now I'm all for a jump off so let's get it. But he riding my dick way too hard. Nagging the shit outta me. Then this nimrod says he doesn't have a place and we can do it in my car at the park.

Pause. Nigga what? Who in the fuck is about to do that? Understand I have my own but I'm not about to bring him there. He's a jumpoff who had the audacity to call me baby. The fuckery in that is beyond belief when I just started talking to this idiot. So no, I'm not about to bring this bitch to my home. Who the fuck invites potential stalkers to their place of residence? Not I.

Now, this dude has been on my nuts for two days. Seriously, nigga, take a hint and shut the fuck up. Leave me alone. You had my google talk number and now you get the disconnect recording. It's google talk, fuckwad. Those numbers don't get disconnected. I blocked you, numbnuts. Now stop trying to reach me.

Then there's this other problem. Dudes old enough to be my father or grandfather.

Pause. Why in the actual blue fuck are you on any kind of dating or hookup site if you're over 40? You are literally someone's grandfather. Sometimes people just put 69 for their age as a bit of a joke, but they're really in their 20s. No, I ran across one who was literally 69 years old. The fuckery squared. Who in the fuck told your old ass it was ok to be on a hookup site? And in a fucking cowboy hat and leather chaps? Ugh, my eyes. Take your old ass on somewhere.

Another one was like 46 or some shit like that. He looked about that age and he was ugly, and wants to hound me to open my private pics. Now, understand these pics are really just my face. I'm not showing the goods because it's not necessary. but this mutha fucka sent me like three messages talking about open my pics. Uh, no, I ignored you for a reason. You're old and ugly.

I can go on and on but I need these old fucks to understand, I fuck people my age. You know, people I don't expect to die of a heart attack three seconds after we're done.

I need young fucks not to lie. You say you're looking for friendship and LTR, but in reality, you want dick and ass just like everyone else. Be real. Oh, and stop fucking calling yourselves thick. I can see man titties, fat ass. That means you're fucking fat. Thick is a term that needs to stop being used cuz you fatty fat fat fuckers just keep abusing it. You're not thick. You are fat. Matter of fact, most of you are beyond fat. You're gargantuan. Enormous. fatty fatty 2x4 can't fit through the kitchen door. Get it. You're fat. Man titties so big your fat ass would be in a D cup in bras. The fuck? Get yo fat ass off my goddamn page. 

Oh, and niggas talking about you're straight on a gay site, please kill yourself. You're gay or bisexual, you simpleton fuck. It's really that simple. I'm not saying you can't like both, but you cannot use the term straight but be on a gay site. Also, to the morons that say you on there to find someone to light up with and match, kill yourselves twice. What the fuck are you looking for that on a gay sight for? Oh, cuz you want dick and ass, just like everyone else on the damn site. You stupid cumbucket. 

In closing, please miss us with the dumb shit on what is really a hookup site dumb ass. And learn your fucking role. If i bother to speak to you on such a site, you are never to be more than a jump off. you useless fuckwad