Lame niggas and what makes them lame as fuck

I'm sure you know some, been around a few, or you are one. If you are one, please swerve. These are the people you'd like to see give up their fucking life force simply because they're blithering morons. I can't stand a bitch-made lame nigga. Fucked up part is that I know at least two to four of these ingrates in my so-called "family," one of which is in his forties and the other which is pushing forty. So, to clear this whole thing up, I'll be using examples of the fuckery they bring.

•  My uncle is the perfect embodiment of a what a lame is. This selfish bitch-ass nigga is pushing 45, has been out of prison after serving nearly 90% of his sentence since 2004, but yet he still cannot seem to get his fuckin' shit together. Seriously, the only things on this fuckwad's mind are where he can find some weed, can you buy him a fifth, and how much of his food stamps are you willing to buy so he can keep his phone on. 

• Mind you, he has a whole six year old son he only has to pay one buck (yes, you read that correctly- four quarters) in child support for to his ratchet-ass basic bitch of a baby mama and he can't even do that. That's only ten dimes your ass has to scrape up every month, do you know how fuckin' fortunate you are in comparison to these other bum-ass niggas not taking care of their kids? My grandmama buys this little dude Christmas gifts, school clothes, church clothes, Easter outfits, school supplies but not one damn thing I listed has ever come from this bitch boy since the kid was born. Nigga didn't even show up to the baby shower and was nowhere to be found 'cause he keeps his ass in and outta jail over the dumbest of fucking warrants. Who went both times? Yup, gram and yours truly because well, the kid needs some sorta positive male influence in his life so he doesn't end up like his punk-ass daddy before he hits fifth grade. That's only the tip of the iceberg with this bitch: this thieving-ass nigga gives zero fucks about who he does wrong, as long as he gets something out of it since his only goal in life is for a woman to take care of his sorry ass since his soul mate got her big ass smart, moved on, got married, and ain't looked back since. I'm almost sorry I hooked 'em up. Must be the weather.
• And talk about a whole bitch-type. Ho ass nigga steals from everyone he shacks up with and gets butthurt when confronted about it, knowing full well his ass in in the wrong.

 Now that brings me to this other lame.

•  My cousin, and I'll just refer to this buster as Elmo the Emo Bitch since he complains about everything 24/7/365 and needs to hurry up and slit his goddamn wrists. This is an example of a fuck nigga who projects his fuck nigganess (sue me, I know it ain't a word) onto other fuck niggas. Only thing he has on my uncle is that he's trying to get his shit together but still acts like a whole bitch. Now seven years ago, this bitch comes fresh out of a California prison. Prior to then, I don't really know much about the fuck or remember shit about him other than he came and got me from some old lady's house when I was four or five and brought me home. Now I'm getting off track, so let's resume. 
• This emo nigga fucked his own life up, but with him, it's not his fault. He's the victim. It's everyone else that's wrong if you let this sumbitch tell it. Bitch can't get along with hardly nobody in this so-called family, that's his fucking problem. How in the actual green fuck is a relationship with one's own mother bipolar? Ugh, maybe I won't ask but moving on. This prick has the most blatant case of an Oedipus complex. It's so obvious yet no one except me will come out and say it because if I didn't know any better, everyone in this family except for a few act like they're terrified of him. Why, you ask? 
• Okay, about six years ago, this fuckwit got butthurt over something or another and decides it'd be a good idea to go simulate Yahweh talking to Moses while everyone's sleeping. In short, he goes and burns a bush belonging to one of my aunties at their house late at night. Fortunately, someone saw him and he served a bit of time over that then moves to another state to find work.
• Around 2008-2009, he brings his monkey ass back, convinced that mommy's behind the dismantling of his life. Boo-fucking-hoo, who gives a shit? Fuckwad can't get along with anyone he stays with, yet he's convinced it's not his fault. Stayed with my mom and he got outta line, so one of my bio bros pulls a gun on him. If you asked me, nigga should've pulled the trigger. Would've done the emo bitch a favor if he had killed him. Can't even get along with his own brother, who he almost cost his job 'cause he kept coming back late with his car and offending his wife. But of course, it's 'cause they can't handle his charming personality.
• You know that list of people this dickwad can't get along with? Obviously, you can add me to that list of people this bastard likes to antagonize. Frankly, he swears up and down his label as a "bully" is false when I've experienced the shit first-fucking-hand. Bullies are also lames, so thank you, emo biatch, for further marking yourself as a lame-ass nigga. Of course, he's had to learn a few times not to fuck with me the hard way, because I can get personal. I mean, make-a-nigga-hate-me-for-all-eternity personal.

There's other breeds of lame-ass fuck niggas, but these two and their fuckery came to mind on this one. The irony about these two is that one calls the other a bitch when they're both pussies. Yeah, 'cause only a real nigga would either steal from your own mother or cuss her out like a petulant child when you don't get your way. It's sad as fuck that niggas such as these continue to breathe my oxygen and I'm gonna sign off with telling you niggas that hit rock bottom not to stay there, but to climb and scrape your ass back to the top. If you got responsibilities, be a man and step your lame ass up. Otherwise, stand aside for real motherfuckers.