I'm gonna be semi nice and not blast one of these fucks by sharing their little YouTube video here, but I'm going to speak on this up and coming phenomenon of local rappers. This shit pisses me off. You're all up in my twitter feed, tagging me in your music video links. Now, let's not get it twisted. If your music is good, I'm all for it. But all of a sudden every moron with an old school keyboard or with a little extra cash to afford some studio time thinks they've got talent. They get real hype on this shit too. They're just so happy that they hear themselves on a recording with what they feel is a hype beat and some dope rhymes.
Ok, bitch, let me bust your bubble on this particular bit of fuckery. First off, just because you got a music app on your phone, or one of those keyboards that acts as a recorder, or a friend who tossed you some studio time, does not mean you are a rapper. Just because you manage to rhyme a few words together does not mean you have actual talent. Step back and let someone not related to you or friends with you review that shit before you get excited.
Your bubble still there? Let me break this shit down further. Ok, so you made your little song. You're feeling it. Couple other people are feeling it. Stop. Go listen to the radio. If anything on that bitch sounds like the song you just made, don't release that shit. Why? Because if you sound like the shit polluting my air waves, such as Lil Wayne, I don't give a fuck how many records that little gremlin sells, it's garbage. Pure garbage. But at least he got his own shit. You're biting of this dude? Really? You're unoriginal. Or maybe you bit off Drake or someone like that? Don't give a fuck. Here's why you'll always be only a local or indie artist. People, especially people like me, hate hearing most shit that's on the radio. But what we hate even more is a mutha fucka with no originality.
Here's a fucking thought. You want to be a rapper? Come with something deep. If you come with nothing but club bangers that's all you'll ever be, and only locally. Step back and examine your life. Find something with some meaning to talk about.
Pause. Let me interject something right here. When I say deep, I don't mean baby mama drama. I came across a group of dudes did a whole song dissing their baby mamas. First off, that's childish in and of itself. But add to this that I know all these dudes and they're bums. None of you are trying to take care of your kids. What? You think one phone call a month is taking care of them or actually trying to? Let me break this down to you as the dude that fills in for lames like you. That ain't shit. Trying taking your ass to work and busting a 70 hour work week to make sure that baby has food, a roof over their head, lights, heat, and air conditioning. Also, clothes, shoes, school supplies, oh and try not being able to go hang out with friends because you have a baby at home that needs your attention. You got a bum baby mama? Do for the kid and save each and every receipt so when she gets ratchet you have proof. Back on topic, don't be a fucking lame ass sperm donor and then diss the baby mama in a song like she the only one in the wrong. You show, with this type of music, that you're not a man. You're a peon, a nothing, and you're wasting our time with your music.
Going back to the point, reflect thoughtfully on something. Love, loss, trying to grow into the man you envision yourself as, etc. I'm begging a rapper to come on some real stuff. Not this same garbage I hear on the radio.
Another thing, don't download your own shit repeatedly so it shows in your friend's facebook feed. Bitch that's just desperate. You look thirsty. I know you want to get your shit out there. Know how you do that? Get that shit on the radio. There are DJs everywhere that will look for you local artists and if your shit is good, they'll play you. They might not be on the major radio stations, but you gotta start somewhere. Do not sit and repeatedly download your shit, or start playing your shit trying to remind people on Facebook. Mutha fucka I saw it the first six thousand times you posted that shit. Goddamn if the shit was good I'd have gotten that instead of that book I bought as my personal treat.
And of course I have to touch on you fuckers thinking this is a get rich quick thing. No artist gets rich quick. If you got into this shit thinking you're going to make instant money, get the fuck outta here. If you really want to make it in the music business, or any other art related business, it takes time, work, and some money outta your own fucking pocket. If you just in it for money, you're not going to make it. Go back to your damn day job.
I have come across very few indie artists I actually like. The few that I like, believe me, I let them know personally. We speak, I tell them what I like about the music, I show appreciation as a fan, and they know to tag me in anything they do that's pertinent because I will support those truly talented that are contributing to the world of music. If your music doesn't make me think or feel something, it's not worth it. Meaning, I should be inspired to write, I should feel like dancing, I should be thinking about your words, I should feel happy or sad, hell I should even feel horny if that's the point of the song. And let's face it, a lot of you try sex songs thinking that shit sounds good. No, just no. If your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, leave the sex subject alone. If you think you got a big dick and know how to use it, as the song goes, leave the sex subject alone. Bitch you're full of yourself and not realizing hoes lie too to make your dumb ass feel like you're doing something during. Stick to subject matter you fucking know.
Now, if all you know is the club, then do club music. That's great. Just don't expect to get very far unless your beats and rhymes are completely original. Then you can at least make it on a larger scale in the clubs. But if you know you're a bum, if you know you've got no style, no fashion sense, nothing redeeming about your mutha fuckin self. Stay off my feed. Stop tagging me on Facebook and Twitter in your shitacular music. I don't want to hear it if it's not new and innovative. I better get into that shit from the first mutha fuckin word. If you have to ask yourself before you send it to me or someone like me if I or they would like it, then the answer is no bitch and don't send that shit. I forgive it once. But every time you post? That's the shit that gets people cussed the fuck out and if I happen to actually know you, I will slap the shit outta you and ask you what the fuck you were thinking. In case you're not getting it, if you're an indie artist, the first tweet you sent to me was enough. I checked your shit. If I didn't subscribe to your channel or tweet you back, your shit was lame. Don't bug me with it.
And please, if you happen to know me personally, don't automatically assume I'm gonna support you and promote you and you're not promoting me. That is just fuckery squared. You won't promote me and my ventures, but I'm supposed to promote you? Who the fuck does that? You never know who is into my type of wares. You might know some hood dudes that are secretly nerds. You support my shit, I support yours. You not supporting me and what I do? Fuck you and yo' couch. That is the type of fuckery I'm simply not going to deal with.
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