There is nothing less appealing in the world than a desperate hoe. That is the most irritating shit in the world. It's amusing to watch sometimes though. Need an example? I got one for you. Ever seen a hoe desperate for a man? Of course, but I'm talking the ones that are so desperate for a man that they marry one that they know is wrong. They marry a dude with no notion of monogamy in his mind. He doesn't love her, and she doesn't love him. But the two hoes marry each other. Why? Because the female needs someone to play the role and occasionally make her feel loved the only way she knows how to feel love. Basically she needs this nimrod to fuck her brains out. He marries her cuz he's that special type of male hoe, the marriage hungry hoe. He wants a wife, but can't remain faithful. He just needs her to essentially take over for mommy. She has to be the one handling his business, if he has any, and paying his bills while he generally sits at home. Occasionally he works, but that's mainly to shut the female up for a minute and he'll quit for any stupid ass reason.
What's the deal with a marriage hungry hoe? These hoes get on my nerves. This brand of stupid hoe is the very definition of a hoe, but they crave marriage. They will marry the first person that asks or agrees to marry them solely for the title. However, do they know how to stay faithful? Depends. Some do, but most don't.
I address this for a reason. I have had the displeasure of dealing with a stupid hoe recently that just pisses me off at every turn. I hate desperate stupid hoes. Seriously, if you married a dude that you knew full fucking well was the biggest slutbucket walking, you're exceedingly stupid. But this bitch married him, and there are several problems with this. He's her rebound, and she's just the stupid hoe that will actually take care of his stupid ass when he decides being a man is too hard. Oh, and here's the next fun part. The fuckwit is a closest case. Yeah, this idiot wants the dick. It's not even that hard to pick up on. He wants some dick and the right one will most certainly give it to him. Especially if the person giving him the dick knows her. They'd do it to piss her dumb ass off. But, ok, let's ignore the closet case status and focus on this. He's a total whore. See, what she doesn't know is he's in contact with several of his exes and some of the hoes she calls friend are totally fucking him behind her back. He has a few groupies and he's fucking them too. This dude has so many hoes on his dick it's not funny, and this stupid hoe just acts like she's blind to it. Then when forced to deal with it, she blows up, blasts his ass on facebook, and ends it.....for about a day. If she can even last that long.
Want more? Because there's more. She marries the idiot and then tags him in every post possible. When she sees that's not enough, they both delete their personal pages and start a joint page. Yeah, I'm going to give you a few seconds to let that shit settle in .................................................................................................................................................
Bitch are you serious? A fucking joint page. Who in the blue fuck makes joint facebook pages. Not a fan page, a joint personal page. Who in the blue fuck does this retarded shit? That's right, stupid hoes. Sadly, she thinks this will stop him from fucking other hoes. Wrong again, stupid bitch. He also has a page she doesn't know about. Damn this hoe is stupid. He has a profile on Tagged she knows nothing about. And knowing him, he probably has another facebook that he logs in and out of that's under a different name. He still controls his own twitter. I bet this dude has an OBC (online booty call) page and maybe even a bgclive page (gay dating/sex site). She thinks she's controlling him, she thinks she has him under her thumb. And she has pretty much alienated his long standing friends and one of the best friends ever to happen to him. She thinks they're threats. Ah, stupid hoe. They're only threats when you make them threats. Then, she does something that just annoys me to no end; she post on Facebook about any and every thing they're doing. Hoe, I don't need to know you and your stupid ass husband just fucked. No one needs to know that. But I guess she thought that would make the other hoes back off. That's where you're wrong again, and why you eternally have the title of stupid hoe. The other hoes are laughing at you. Bet you one of them is just thinking, "I hope you like my taste on his lips." Because he's that type of ingrate. He will fuck another bitch, come home, and fuck her too. Why? Because she dumb enough to let him. She's that type of stupid hoe that will convince herself she doesn't smell twat on his breath. He just ate something that made his breath stink. Hell, I wonder if she would even realize if she smelled dick on his breath. That would be amusing. Perhaps we should find that out. Maybe later.
Ok, I've gone on long enough. But seriously. You's a stupid hoe. You make me sing the end of that video I posted with this. Go ahead, if you know a stupid hoe, sing the fucking song. You's a stuuuuuuuuuuupid hoe!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No really, I'm done now.
Oh, the fucking hilarity of this truthful post.
ReplyDeleteI love this already. Keep this shit coming!! I can relate with almost everything you put on here. And trust and believe, I have plenty of fuckery I can share with you and maybe even a topic or two.
ReplyDeleteany time you think of a topic i should cover send it to me.
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