Bad Liars

Alright, time to come on some more real fuckery here. I hate liars, but I especially hate bad liars. What I mean by this are liars that actually insult your mutha fuckin intelligence with their lies. Let's use my ex for this example.

For the sake of names, we'll call him Stupid. There's a whole laundry list of his lies I could point out, but let's start with this one. Stupid moves a dude in with him that used to have a thing for him but he says he doesn't want (lie number 1, guess I'll cover a few in this example). The two get into a scuffle and Stupid's phone gets broken. He claims he can't afford a new one and doesn't want one, right? (Lie #2 if you're keeping track). So he turns up at my job the other day and lo and behold, there's a phone in his car. He refuses to acknowledge it but I see it. Last time he stayed over he had it. In other words, he has a phone, and ol' boy banned him from calling me on it.

Pause. Let's be frank, I give no fucks about him or ol' boy's situation. Reason for this, they didn't give a fuck about mine. Payback's a bitch. That being said, I don't tell lies. If I don't answer a text from him and it's just because I didn't want to talk, I tell him so. That's how I always have operated. I don't lie. I don't hide phones or phone numbers. The fuck does that in this day and age. Be real with your shit.

Let's hit lie #3. He texts me friday morning when i'm sleep (5 AM does not exist to me unless I'm just going to bed). I get up around 9 and text back. This is a daily thing for us now. Then I don't hear from him all that day or the next. so I say fuck it and let him know I'm done (Pause, he only communicates through a google voice number from the computer, not his phone). Sunday i get a text back. All of a sudden he was in the hospital and oh he wants to come see me that day and blah blah blah.

Bitch please. Miss me with every last one of those lies. Here's what really happened. Ol' boy got on that ass again, made some accusations (same way I used to when we were together), and you backed off for a couple days to let it die down. then, contacted me again only to be on some bullshit. Oh, now you want to be offended when I call you on your shit? Again, bitch please. I been doing this shit all along. You can't tell a lie to save your life that's actually believable. Miss me with all of that fuckery and kindly swerve off the road with no seatbelt on. Maybe someone else will fall for that shit, but I certainly want