Man Boys

This was a requested topic a few weeks ago and I kind of just got to it. But some reminders of it today made me feel the need to blog about it. Man Boys. Some of you may wonder what this is. A man boy is a grown man, legally, that has the mentality of a boy. No, I'm not talking about legitimate retards or the slow. These are grown men who just aren't mature. These are the men that no matter how old they get, they're on the same bullshit. The same lies, the same tired ass lines, and the same ways. Nothing about them really improves. These come in all shapes and sizes. some of them are quite successful in life, but when it comes to the subject of relationships, they are complete children. Like always, I have examples.

A man boy loves the idea of a relationship. They love having someone with the title of girlfriend, wife, wifey, boyfriend, husband, etc. However, they do not understand how to be monogamous. They want to rip and run the streets like they did when they were single. They want to come in the house all ours of the morning. The sun beats these dudes home.

pause. Allow me to say that some of them actually aren't cheating jackasses, but their actions make them look like they are. See above, but they're actually just with friends and not with some other ho. But they don't understand why the blue fuck you are so pissed that they brought their bitch ass home at eight in the goddamn morning, nor do they understand why you slapped the shit out of them upon entering the house, or why you keep throwing shit at them and they were forced to sleep on the couch (might just be me, but bitch the sun beat you home and you're wondering why I'm violent? Fuck yo couch)

Man boys seem to be habitual liars. They lie so fast it'll make your head spin, but they are fucking horrible at it. See, I'm a pretty thorough master of the game. So if something seems like it might not be right, I ask questions. I might seem to accept the answers, but six hours, six days, six weeks, or even months later, I'll come back and ask that same question to see if I get the same answer. Man boys cannot remember the lies they tell. Their story changes and they get caught.

These simpletons also get caught in the simplest ways. They never want you in their cell phone. Don't look at it, answer it, look through it, or even breathe in its direction. Probably because all the evidence is still their.

Here's the important one though.They fuck up the best person to ever come into their life. Seriously, they always fuck this person over and it takes forever for them to realize it. They are too set in their childish ways to understand how they hurt someone, and by the time they even come close to figuring it out, it's too late. Then they want to chase after like some love sick puppy but cannot make the simplest fucking efforts to correct their habits. For instance, they can't fess up to the lies you have them dead to rights on. Seriously, you can catch these fools on video fucking someone else and they try their damnedest to deny it. They do not grow up.

What can you learn from this? Let that bitch ass boy go. You deserve better. Unless you're just like their stupid ass, in which case do me the favor of keeping the fucktard to yourself.