Let me have a talk with fellas. This mentality is prevalent among men that thing their sex game is just on point. There are way too many of you that let one bitch swell your head up. Allow me to break a couple things down for you dumb ass dudes that think this way.
First, if you actually say this, most likely it's not true. Never, ever assume your dick game is that damn good. At least 90% of you can't fuck. You can't make your partner come no matter how hard you try. Some of you are so damn stupid you've never actually made a broad cum and you never knew it. You assumed because she made a noise like what you hear on the porn movies she actually came. No, bitch, she said that to make you feel better about yourself.
Next, there are some men that actually can say this. However, they don't need to. Do you know why they can say this? Because they can actually make any of their exes come back to them any time they want. And I don't mean the single exes. I mean the exes that go on and have relationships with another dude but she can't get enough of this dude's dick. The men that can use this phrase have this special ability to actually lay the mutha fuckin pipe. These are the dudes that are so in tune with their partner's body they won't allow themselves to get close to bustin' a nut til they know their partner got one, maybe even two or more. These dudes know when to move, when not to move, how to move, how hard to go, when to go slow, when to go fast, when to make love and when to fuck like a pornstar.
But you want to know about those that can't say this. Let's make it simple. If you say this, but not a single one of your exes want you once the relationship is done, kill yo' self. If you say this shit but your ex never comes back on your terms, kill yo' self again. If you know your dick game is whack, and yes, you should know if your dick game is whack, you should never, ever, EVER, say this. EVER. I'm so serious. You can't fuck to save your life but you want to say someone will always run back to you? For what? Certainly not that whack ass dick you got going on.
Oh, but you just know your dick game is good right? Let me clue you in on this. Size ain't everything. Just because you got a 10 to 12 inch dick and can thrust really hard does not mean your dick is actually good. It means your dick is big and you can thrust really hard. Who the fuck cares if you can't hit the right spot? If your dick doesn't legitimately make your partner bust, you fail. And you will only be used for the size of your dick, not the quality. You will then be discarded like the trash your dick game is.
In closing, fellas, if you say once mine always mine, you better have proof. Otherwise, keep that fuckery to yo' mutha fuckin self and shut the fuck up
OMG!!!!!!!! This one was ON POINT!!!!!! I have been with a dude or two who though they was LAYING it DOWN!!!!! And I was just like...no. And then there was the one dude who didn't brag about his shit, didn't say what he was gonna do to me...and his game was like WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, no, it's NOT about size. "It's not the size of the boat, or the motion of the ocean, it's whether the captain can stay in port long enough for his passenger to GET OFF!!"
And that part about the sound she makes like the girls on the flicks, and the thing about dude being in tune with his partner's body...ALL FACT.
Dude, you were speaking some truth on this one. Fellas, take note.