There's a breed of fuckery that goes on and I just feel like pointing it out with people I see constantly introducing it. Now, if you frequent those 18+ social networking sites, you'll know what I'm talking about. The persistent dipshits that don't know how to take rejection and the fuckwads who go about coming onto others the wrong way. Let's start with the latter.
So, there's this really hot guy or this bangin' chick you just wanna holla at in the worst way. You feel like you gotta spit that game, provided yo' bitch ass got any. Okay, you walk up to that potential conquest or whatever and some straight dumb shit comes out of your mouth. The fuck were you thinking, shit-for-brains? Did you really think they would go for the idiotic bullshit that you just uttered for the world to hear? The hell outta here.
Now, I've personally met people who've had this happen to them and I've been on the receiving end of this online. Let me give you an example.
So, there's this thirsty-ass dude and he has a girlfriend who doesn't give him what he wants because... hello, dumbshit, she's busy busting her ass at work while you're online telling your female friends that you wanna bang them, most of whom are either not into men, not interested in dating, or have boyfriends. For reference sake, I'll just call him Ginger. Ginger, like this one closet case with a stupid hoe for a wife, does not know how to attempt keeping his dick in his pants if it's not in his girl. So, one night I was online writing when this friend of mine sent me a message. We were talking about my writing, like we usually do when she tells me that she needed to defriend a creeper and ban him from a page she operates. It took about three or four questions, but she told me that Ginger had sent her some very unnerving messages. Now, she didn't tell me what exactly he said, other than it was sexual, but I have my ideas that I don't wanna share. The fuckery in this is that she has no interest in sexuality, romantic relationships or dating whatsoever, so what made this dumbshit think that this assexual female would smile, grin, and drop her panties for him is beyond me. The sad part is that he's done this to two of her friends and was even called out on this fuckery when he was in middle school; there's a Facebook group claiming he's innocent of grabbing some chick's ass and a bunch of fuckery came out of that.
Yeah, I'll let that sink in for a second.
Then he tries texting his ex that he left for his current girlfriend to tell her that he missed the sex he had with her and that he still loves her and all that good shit. Yeah, you know you're pathetic when you have to go running back to the ex you left for your current. Now recently, Ginger has moved on to another of our mutual friends, commenting on Facebook pictures of her that I have to admit are very lovely. This assmunch is all up on her profile and the saddest part is that his girlfriend is either oblivious, in denial, or she doesn't care that he doesn't give a fuck about her unless he wants sex, which is something he should refrain from doing since the motherfucker is absolutely shittacular in bed.
Now let's get to the former. Like I was saying, if you're on 18+ social networking sites, then you'll know what the fuck I'm talking about. I've been on the receiving end of this shit too. If you message someone propositioning for sex or whatever and they say no, that doesn't give you a fuckin' license to keep hitting them up and saying "plz bb i promis itll b good" (I had to dumb myself down to the level of today's teenagers to type that out, I can feel my brain cells withering away as I speak) until they decide to finally hit the block button on your stupid ass because you don't know what the fuck the word 'no' means. If someone's not interested in you, drop it and move on. There's always someone. I've been rejected before but that doesn't mean I'm going to pursue a fruitless venture because you can't change someone's mind. You want examples of this shit? When you're in the club and you're just minding your business at the bar and some stupid fuck/stupid hoe comes up to you with their wack-ass lines. You either flash your wedding band, tell 'em you lack an attraction to their gender or tell 'em you're taken but they just have to keep talking like you didn't just indicate that you're not interested. I hate dumbasses like that who just choose to blind themselves to what they don't want to be truth.
Point is, if you're not good at flirting, don't do it and if you must, don't let sex be on the forefront of your minds. If you like someone, tell 'em but don't be disrespectful about it. If you can't do that, then trip and fall off the highest bridge you can find into concrete or a powerful body of water.
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