VLog: Sagging Pants

This was a suggested topic, and I had to do a VLog to cover it this time

Fucked Up Job

You know, I've had some pretty fucked up jobs in my life but the fuckery that goes on at my current job is mind boggling. Let's hit the list

Ratchets: These bitches run rampant in here. It is actually pathetic. And what's really sad is they don't know they're ratchet? Bitch, you come in with cheap weave, got a nigga that does absolutely nothing for you, just lost your car, and are always in goddamn leopard print while you have an as flatter and more misshapen than a fucking pancake. To boot, you're fucking stupid, simple, and slow. You talk conspiracy theories while trying to make yourself sound intelligent, but you actually don't know shit. You are a blithering fucking idiot and I have to wonder if you sucked the boss's dick to get hired. Furthermore, you're loud as shit, and ghetto, and you have had altercations with no less than five people on the floor. You have way too much mouth but can't back it up. And you stay on the jock of dude that don't fucking want your ugly misshapen ass.

Favortism: First, see above. Then, I have to wonder how several of these hoes keep jobs when they continually fuck up shit we learn on day one of fucking training and have ingrained in us over the course of four fucking weeks. But the people that know their job and are working hard are the ones getting fired quickly.

Fucktards: The simple and slow fucks that won't shut the fuck up. You sound slow, you look slow, and you drive yourself at every turn. You know, those dumb ass dudes trying to talk about how they think a relationship is supposed to work, but don't actually have relationships. They're tricks and don't even know it. Shut the fuck up. Then you got the other fucktard that tries to talk all smooth but he dumb as fuck, needy, and desperate. Then you broke as shit and are trying to get with every thin bitch in the building but bitch ass dude you have no money, no opportunity to gain money, and you don't realize you're about to get fired. Plus, we've all seen your hoe when she comes to get you from work. That's like asking to get your ass beat.

Illogical fucking procedures: Seriously, there's no organization in here. Bitches want me to stay late because they don't distribute work properly throughout the day. Bitch, you know you want us gone at 7:30 every night, but you let people sit and do nothing for hours out of the day. Meanwhile I'm working like a mutha fucking Hebrew slave in this bitch but I still have to stay late. Bitch fuck you.

Old bitter bitches: These are those old bitches that think they know it all and have seen it all. They're hypocritcal bitches that say stupid shit to me like, "Stop that cursing."
Pause. First, bitch who are you and when the blue fucking fuck did you come to the conclusion that you have any authority over me. Last I checked, I punch that clock to make this money to pay these bills for me, not you. You are also not my mother, nor my grandmother, both of whom cuss like sailors any fucking way and are not about to correct me on my language. Third, bitch, didn't I hear you cuss out one or both of your grown ass children like two days ago? But you're talking to me about my mouth. Get the fuck out my face lady.

Power trips: One of the supervisors is on a power trip. This mutha fucka wants to fire everyone. But, get this, HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FUCKING AUTHORITY TO FIRE PEOPLE. Seriously, in order to fire us, it has to be cleared with both HR and the head bosses. He never gets the clearance of the head bosses, so he nearly got the company a fucking lawsuit for firing someone for their attendance who's on FMLA. You stupid fuck. And that person was the latest in a long list of people he's tried to fire. Ol' dumb mutha fucka.

Seriously, I don't know how the fuck this company stays in business, it's so poorly run. And all this shit, is just shit I've gone through or noticed the past couple of days. It's much worse if I examine the past 8 months. Oh the fuckery

50 Feet, Nigga, Damn (Part 3)

The above video is my current mood, because I want to slap a nigga. 

I believe Dre and I told these niggas to miss us with the stupid shit on these hookup sites. Apparently, these mutha fuckas don't seem to get the mutha fuckin' point. Fucking jumpoffs have the fucking audacity to call me pet names that only a boyfriend or a girlfriend should be using. Bitch ass nigga, I am not your fucking baby or your sweetie or shit like that. This dude had the fucking audacity to make his opening message "Hey sweetie." Like that shit is supposed to impress me or make you more than a jumpoff. To be more than a jump off with me, you have to fuckin' impress a nigga enough to the point that it'll make me not delete your number from my phone after getting my nut off.

Next problem, these dudes on these hookup sites trying to give me the walking dead and assorted shit I didn't come to the party with, both my age, close to it, and these old fucks. Understand I have nothing against anyone HIV+, but I love myself too much and there is no amount of protection that will ever convince me to have sex with these people or do anything that'll put me at risk of catching any STD. Because there's no absolute defense outside of abstinence and I'm a bit late for taking a vow refraining from sex. There was this guy who looked as old as he was. He was like 52 or some shit and he's poz, but the killer is that he sends me a message that said "Make me your bitch and have your way with me" when my profile clearly states I only fuck people who can prove a recent clean bill of health. So, no. You're old, trifling and you're positive, so no thanks. Then there's this interracial couple who like threesomes and they're just... gross. Ugh, can you fuckwads not read? If I want a jump off, I need for him to test negative for any disease, especially that walking dead. Come on, now, especially black men- know your fucking status and get tested.

Then of course, there's the old guys old enough to be either my dad or my grandpa. Like Dre, I get these guys too but worse. There's this guy about 50 with a picture of his ass (which looked like 10 pounds of spoiled chocolate milk in a five pound bag) who hounds me about meeting up but can't seem to take a fucking hint. I ignored you for a reason: you're disgusting, now get the fuck off of my profile. Let's understand something: with me, ten years in either direction is too big an age difference. Even if I were 28, an 18 year old would still be too young for me. 36 isn't old, but another guy sends me a message on Valentine's Day asking me if I wanna come over, light up, and get it in. 48 is definitely too old for me, and this guy from Nebraska asks me if I'd like to host some fun.

Pause. Who in the silver satanic fuck told your wrinkled ass it was okay to ask me some shit like that? Why in the fuck would I bring this bitch to the place I lay my head, especially when he's from out of town? That's asking for all kinds of shit to happen.

Anyway, I just need these fuckwads to stay the far the fuck away from me.

Vlog: Escorts & Masseurs

I made this one a few weeks ago. Forgot to post it on here. Got a growing trend here

So You Like to Have Your cake and eat it too?

This shit irks the fuck out of me. I don't like people that want to act single but have all the perks of a relationship. You want someone to give you that title of boyfriend or girlfriend but you want to do everything a single hoe does. You want to screw who you want when you want, come home when you want, only call when you want something. Yet, if you call, the other person better damn answer or call back immediately. if they don't answer, you askin questions about where they were and what they were doing like they don't have a job or a life outside yo' bitch ass. I got a few situations on this one so bear with me. Might get a bit long

So first we have this dilweed that wants the perks of getting with me, or should I say being with me. Wants to be boyfriend. Wants sex when he bothers to take the time to give it. However, he also wants to live separately, fuck other people, deny he's fucking other people despite the mountain of evidence that he's lying, only come here once a week, come by a second time one week to shut me the fuck up, then block a nigga when he gets caught. Really bitch? Please kill yourself for being so fucking innately stupid. Not only do I know you have another one, i know you live with him. I know you blocked me from your phone because of him. I also know you used my government name, not one of my nicknames, to leave me unblocked from facebook and your email. You're trying to let the heat die down, then sneak back around. Not about to happen. I'm a one and only type of dude. I don't share.

Next, we have a set of brothers. First brother has been an open queer all his life. Flamboyantly gay. Drag queen. Somehow, a bitch got his dick hard once so he tries straight life. hey, no problem. Do you......except you're still fucking all kinds of men on the side. Like no one knows this. Maybe she's dumb but i'm not. I know who you're doing, mostly because they're the same ones as before her. This bothers me solely because it's wrong. Then you want to sing the praises of god all over facebook. Bitch get real. You're cheating on your wife. Even if it's a man doing you, it's still adultery you dumbass.

Then there's the other brother. This is a slightly more obvious hoe. Messes around on his wife with females blatantly. Everyone knows it. What they don't know is he's a closet case too. He has an attraction to at least one man, but that one he can't act on. Doesn't excuse all the other hoes he flaunts in front of his wife. If you don't want the bitch, tell her so. Don't string her along. That's cruel and unusual punishment.

All three of these make me sick. They're playing games. This type of fuckery provokes violent urges. If you want all the perks of being single, be fucking single. If you want a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/man/woman, then get one and give them what they deserve from you. Keep that hoe ass fuckery to yourself bitch

Young Folks with the eternal monkey on their back, Fujin Edition

So, I was reading Dre's post about these younger males, especially young black guys with HIV and it really makes me sad and I'm not saying that to be an asshole- this shit really does break my heart. I'm gonna keep this one short and simple. First, know your shit and get tested.

Now, I don't have the time in the sack that Dre has racked up according to his post, but I know what I will and will not do when it comes to sex. Also, I know anything can happen at any time and it always helps to be prepared, so I walk around with condoms and lube in my bookbag and I switch them out regularly so I don't have bad ones should I end up with a good day when I'm out in the street. I also keep protection in a condom case as well.

Next, I don't trust no-motherfuckin'-body, so there is no amount of money in the United States Treasury that you can pay me that will get me to stick my dick in someone without any sort of protection, especially if we ain't married or I don't know your ass. You askin' for trouble on so many ends if you take the risk of going in or taking it raw.

And to correct Dre, in Missouri, criminal transmission of HIV gets you the same sentence as a murder charge: life imprisonment.

In short, I know these people who contracted this fatal disease or any STD had no intention of catching it but this fuckery can be nipped in the bud by choosing your sexual partners wisely, especially if you're meeting older guys from hookup sites.

Young Folks with the eternal monkey on their back

OK, so I'm seeing a rise in very young people, especially males, with HIV. What the fuck is really going on? If you're 18, just out of high school or perhaps still in high school in your senior year, what the hell are you doing with such a permanent disease? What the hell are you doing that you get caught with this?

Living the lifestyle I live, I understand I'm at a higher risk and perhaps its the fact that i'm well over a decade and a half into this sex and relationships thing that makes me so cautious. Or maybe it's the fact that I just fucking love myself. My body is sacred to me. While I may be active, I'm careful about it. I don't do the raw dog thing, especially not with someone I don't know. When I talk to these young ones, it's always a similar story. They met an older guy and let him talk them into raw sex. What's worse, in the case of an ex of mine, he knew these people had HIV and still let them go raw.

Pause. Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? Now, I'm not saying discriminate against HIV+ people or automatically turn them away. They're human, and many catch this by accident. I'd say most don't intend to end up with it. But why the blue fuck would you not protect yourself when having sex with them. Did you just want a slow death or something? And considering most of these young ones do not have any form of health insurance if they're not still on their parents' insurance, it is highly unlikely that they're able to take their meds. In the case of my ex, this jackass is 28 and can't really keep a job. I know full fucking well he's not able to afford his. We all know what HIV turns into. And I know how he came to be infected. He had at least three scares while we were friends, and each time, it was for the same reason. He got really into some guy he didn't know nearly well enough but knew they had HIV but decided it was ok to ride that dick raw. So finally he got it and I can't help but feel like he wanted to catch it.

What kind of fuckery is that? If you want to die, do it the old fashioned way. But don't give yourself a slow death moron. That's just torture for anyone that still gives a crap if you live or die. In his case, I don't give two flying fucks anymore because karma's a bitch to those that put bitchassness out there. But it's really sad to see all these teenagers with it when life is just starting. And they're young so they don't realize that the person infecting them, the ones that don't tell them what they have can technically be charged with attempted murder. Something should really be done about this sudden rise among younger men though.