I'm not really eloquent at putting titles together, so just read. I'm gonna keep this one as short as I can. You know how people form opinions based off of the words of others? It's not so different when you have an opinion of a person. Well, I got this homeboy... let's just call him Lucky, and he's in a relationship. It's not the most perfect one and there's been a lot of fuck-ups made, fights had and attempts to repair damages, but they are truly in love. So, anyway, Lucky sends me a message talking about how his girlfriend's sister don't really like him.
Okay? Big whoop. Not something I would lose sleep over. Apparently, Lucky feels the same way. But the reason why is stupid as hell but legit if you're concerned for your family; she thinks he's abusive. Granted, I know abuse comes in all forms than just a black eye and bruises poorly covered with makeup, but I can vouch for this man; he doesn't show the signs. Granted, the two fight from time to time and it's never been physical, but what couples don't argue? Why does she think he's abusive? Because Lucky had his homie over and brought him in the crib. I don't see much wrong with that, Lucky and his girl share their place 50-50, y'know? Therefore, she feels Lucky doesn't listen to her.
Guess not with her, but then again, Lucky feels like she's practically offended by any and everything so he doesn't feel like he can do or say much of anything. He hasn't hung out with his friends, he hardly has them over, etc.
Moving on, I tell Lucky that maybe her sister has a low opinion of him because well, his girlfriend gives her reason to have one. Women like to talk and when you're constantly telling your girlfriends that your man ain't shit and he's this and he's that, they're not gonna want to see anything good about him.
Also, women should not only learn to tell their girlfriends to mind their own business, but you should stop running to them every time your guy does something you feel is an affront to you, because not everyone that says they have love for you wants to see you rise up. Sometimes, just sometimes, they look for you to fail.
Monday, December 26, 2016
Monday, December 5, 2016
Self entitled people
So this fuckery has been bothering me for a while. I hate those people that feel as if the world owes them something. You know who I'm talking about. There's the ones that had a rough early life, maybe they had a shit parent or parents, or maybe they lost a parent, or maybe they were just always poor. Then there's also the ones who had absolutely everything handed to them.
So let me get a bit specific. A few posts, I told y'all about someone, let's call him the Fool from now on to make my life easier. This is quite simply the neediest, whiniest, most selfish individual I've come across. He's that inconsiderate son of a bitch that loves to tell other people that his life is harder so they shouldn't complain.
Bitch, pause. Let me tell you something. You can't bitch about your life being hard when it's a result of your own fucked up decisions. It's not even bad luck, which I'm all too well acquainted with. No, you are fucking stupid. This nimrod had a fucking job when I met him, but at some point lost it right after his birthday which to me seems to have been a consequence of his constant drinking. And yes, he still drinks heavily. Total lightweight, I can drink him under the table without trying, but he drinks consistently. Pretty much every day. But I sit and listen to him bitch about not having a job now right. Yet a few months ago, he blew a job I got him. Basically, cuz he doesn't get his ass up and go to fucking work. You claim to want a job but don't want to do what it takes to keep the bitch. In other words, shut yo bitch ass up.
Then I hit a rough patch here and this bitch proceeds to tell me that I'm not down as low as he is. Well, no, I'm not, you fucking simpleton, but that's because I constantly get my ass up and grind. (Make no mistake though I have hit one hell of a low point and changes absolutely must be made). But let's be real, the Fool has no idea what struggles I've been through. He just has it convinced that his life has been harder than mine. Granted, he has one thing he's experienced that I haven't, and that's the loss of his mother. But you can't pull that out as an excuse for why you don't have yo mutha fuckin life together 19 years later. You're sad around mothers day. Ok, i get that. It's nowhere near that point of the year so shut the actual fuck up and get a goddamn job and most importantly, get the fuck away from me.
He complains about jobs he gets, but bitch what are your actual qualifications. I looked at the resume and no wonder I get calls and offers all the time but you don't. You don't do shit. Granted there seems to be a great deal missing from his resume but still. Your work history was never stable and you really don't have much in the way of skills. Do you really have the right to be picky when you also have no place of your own and no car? Answer: No, you fucking don't. Shut the fuck up and take what's offered, find a way to get yo lil ass there every fucking day, and most importantly (I can't say this enough) SHUT.....THE....FUCK....UP!!!!!
Newsflash, cupcake, the world ain't a nice place and you aren't guaranteed shit in life but struggle and death to end it. Life dealt you a rough hand early? Join the fucking club. Some of us have gone through abuse and neglect but we get the fuck up and make ourselves productive members of society instead of complaining that this shouldn't be that hard. Then he gets attitudes when he's told no. Such as, no you can't borrow my car because that bitch belongs to me and I said so. I don't need a fucking reason....gets major attitude. Gets mad when people tell him no they won't loan him money. Man that attitude gets fucking epic. It's rather funny actually.
Then he has this thing about relationships. He feels entitled to whatever he wants. So he wants someone to only be his friend and that's what he expects. He wants to go to their house and have drinks and not give them any knowing that the expectation was set for him to give it up before he got there. Then he expects them to be ok with supplying him with all this alcohol and take him back home when he's ready to go when he clearly knew the expectation before they agreed to come get him an did not live up to it. He feels like he's not in the wrong. Now, I'm not saying he's obligated to put out just because they bought him some booze, as that would make him a very cheap whore, but you can't act surprised when you've talked to this person, you have discussed some sexual things, they felt like you were feeling them and they were feeling you, and you just left them hanging. Of course the Fool gets offended when they tell him about himself. Like, how do you get mad at the truth? You are a bit old to not have anything of your own, not a job, a car, nor a place. You need people to do shit for you but get offended if they call you a user. You find it absurd that they tell you that you play games, but you just played a whole game to get them to buy you a bottle.
See I sit back and watch this self entitled little fucker and every so often have to put his bitch ass in his place. Then I get told I'm mean. Well, I guess I'll be mean. You're a self entitled little twat waffle that's 30 years old and still hasn't grown the fuck up. You haven't even figured out that your fucked up attitude is why people treat you like a ho. You do this shit like people owe you something. What the fuck do we owe you? Nothing, that's what. No one owes you anything. Not booze, not a job, not money, not a car, not even our time or attention. Work for what you want like the rest of us you ignorant little cretin.
So let me get a bit specific. A few posts, I told y'all about someone, let's call him the Fool from now on to make my life easier. This is quite simply the neediest, whiniest, most selfish individual I've come across. He's that inconsiderate son of a bitch that loves to tell other people that his life is harder so they shouldn't complain.
Bitch, pause. Let me tell you something. You can't bitch about your life being hard when it's a result of your own fucked up decisions. It's not even bad luck, which I'm all too well acquainted with. No, you are fucking stupid. This nimrod had a fucking job when I met him, but at some point lost it right after his birthday which to me seems to have been a consequence of his constant drinking. And yes, he still drinks heavily. Total lightweight, I can drink him under the table without trying, but he drinks consistently. Pretty much every day. But I sit and listen to him bitch about not having a job now right. Yet a few months ago, he blew a job I got him. Basically, cuz he doesn't get his ass up and go to fucking work. You claim to want a job but don't want to do what it takes to keep the bitch. In other words, shut yo bitch ass up.
Then I hit a rough patch here and this bitch proceeds to tell me that I'm not down as low as he is. Well, no, I'm not, you fucking simpleton, but that's because I constantly get my ass up and grind. (Make no mistake though I have hit one hell of a low point and changes absolutely must be made). But let's be real, the Fool has no idea what struggles I've been through. He just has it convinced that his life has been harder than mine. Granted, he has one thing he's experienced that I haven't, and that's the loss of his mother. But you can't pull that out as an excuse for why you don't have yo mutha fuckin life together 19 years later. You're sad around mothers day. Ok, i get that. It's nowhere near that point of the year so shut the actual fuck up and get a goddamn job and most importantly, get the fuck away from me.
He complains about jobs he gets, but bitch what are your actual qualifications. I looked at the resume and no wonder I get calls and offers all the time but you don't. You don't do shit. Granted there seems to be a great deal missing from his resume but still. Your work history was never stable and you really don't have much in the way of skills. Do you really have the right to be picky when you also have no place of your own and no car? Answer: No, you fucking don't. Shut the fuck up and take what's offered, find a way to get yo lil ass there every fucking day, and most importantly (I can't say this enough) SHUT.....THE....FUCK....UP!!!!!
Newsflash, cupcake, the world ain't a nice place and you aren't guaranteed shit in life but struggle and death to end it. Life dealt you a rough hand early? Join the fucking club. Some of us have gone through abuse and neglect but we get the fuck up and make ourselves productive members of society instead of complaining that this shouldn't be that hard. Then he gets attitudes when he's told no. Such as, no you can't borrow my car because that bitch belongs to me and I said so. I don't need a fucking reason....gets major attitude. Gets mad when people tell him no they won't loan him money. Man that attitude gets fucking epic. It's rather funny actually.
Then he has this thing about relationships. He feels entitled to whatever he wants. So he wants someone to only be his friend and that's what he expects. He wants to go to their house and have drinks and not give them any knowing that the expectation was set for him to give it up before he got there. Then he expects them to be ok with supplying him with all this alcohol and take him back home when he's ready to go when he clearly knew the expectation before they agreed to come get him an did not live up to it. He feels like he's not in the wrong. Now, I'm not saying he's obligated to put out just because they bought him some booze, as that would make him a very cheap whore, but you can't act surprised when you've talked to this person, you have discussed some sexual things, they felt like you were feeling them and they were feeling you, and you just left them hanging. Of course the Fool gets offended when they tell him about himself. Like, how do you get mad at the truth? You are a bit old to not have anything of your own, not a job, a car, nor a place. You need people to do shit for you but get offended if they call you a user. You find it absurd that they tell you that you play games, but you just played a whole game to get them to buy you a bottle.
See I sit back and watch this self entitled little fucker and every so often have to put his bitch ass in his place. Then I get told I'm mean. Well, I guess I'll be mean. You're a self entitled little twat waffle that's 30 years old and still hasn't grown the fuck up. You haven't even figured out that your fucked up attitude is why people treat you like a ho. You do this shit like people owe you something. What the fuck do we owe you? Nothing, that's what. No one owes you anything. Not booze, not a job, not money, not a car, not even our time or attention. Work for what you want like the rest of us you ignorant little cretin.
Friday, December 2, 2016
Abuse in gay/lesbian relationships
Ok, now before you come at me with fuckery on this topic, let me be clear on something. Abuse is abuse. It does not matter if you are the same sex or not. What pisses me off is you simple minded fuckers that have the audacity to tell me shit like, "Y'all both dudes. So what if you hit each other? You can take it."
Pause. Bitch, no, that's not how this works. Yes, we both dudes. And yes, if a dude puts his hands on me, I'm going to proceed to beat the living hell out of him. However, that will be the absolute last time. The relationship doesn't go on after that. I don't do abusive relationships. That is still an abusive relationship.
Same with two females. The shit isn't cute. It is abuse. Being the same ex does not make it ok. It doesn't make the scratches and bruises less painful. It doesn't eliminate the trauma and stress.
The fact is, two people in love should not have to put hands on each other in anger. Is it understandable that we all have tempers? Yes, of course. But part of being an adult is knowing when to walk the fuck away and cool off.
Pause again. For you dumb bitches that do that thing when you have a mature partner who does walk away when they know they've hit their limit and you keep walking after them getting in their face, stop that shit. If I am pissed off, and I leave the room, or worse, leave the house, stay wherever the fuck I left you and give me a minute to calm down so I can come back and speak like a mature adult. If your partner walks away in the heat of an argument, they are more than likely doing it to keep their temper in check, which keeps the domestic violence away and keeps them from saying shit that hurts your feelings.
Back on topic, lately, I've noticed this being an issue in the gay community a lot more often. A little more so with lesbians but it happens with gay men too. Domestic violence is not something I have tolerance for at all. And the issue comes to light when I get that good ol' phone call from the victim, normally the more submissive one in the relationship, needing to get out. See, but I have a few conditions on this if I'm the friend you choose to call in this situation.
1. Please understand, I am beating your abuser's ass. This is not a question. I am beating the fuck out of him or her and please understand I will do my jail time, get out, and beat his or her ass again for having me locked up. I don't play about mine. Do not put your hands on anyone that I say belongs to me.
2. If you take your ass back after I beat his or her ass, do not call me when it happens again. Sorry, but I've already beat their ass once, possibly done jail time for it depending on whether they were dumb enough to call the cops in the situation and whether the cops sided with me or them. If you continue to put yourself in the situation, there's not much I can do to help you other than make that bitch go missing.
3. While you are in my house, your abuser gets their ass beat again if they show up talking about they just want to talk and apologize to you. Again, you have no say in this. I am beating their ass and this time, they're trespassing.
See, the problem is, a lot of people in the gay community think like some of you closed minded straight fuckers. They think it's ok because it's someone of the same sex. So with lesbians especially they figure since it's not a man beating the hell out of them it's just supposed to be ok. Then you call in family and friends and you think we supposed to just brush that shit off and be ok with the shit. We supposed to allow your abuser into our homes, invite them to our family events. No, we're not doing that. But what's worse is when you call us into your fucked up situation and then you side with your abuser, shutting us out when we've been there for you through your lowest points in life. But remember this, when the little bitch you with that's putting their hands on you is done with you, or when you finally hit your breaking point but you've alienated those closest to you, you already burned that bridge. Ain't no crossing that again.
So to my gay and lesbian brothers and sisters, understand this. Domestic violence is an issue and it should not be tolerated. If you cannot function in your relationship without putting your hands on each other, you are in an abusive relationship and you need to get the fuck out. It is not ok just because you're both men or you're both women. Love is not supposed to hurt you (least that's what they tell me).
Sidenote to the bisexuals, if you jump from a hetero relationship into a homo relationship right after and you're getting your ass beat in both, you need to be single. Stop, get the fuck out of your current situation, take some time to be alone and get to know yourself, what you can do for yourself. Love yourself. Yes, this is putting some light on a situation I have watched unfold in someone I know personally, and frankly, it's not uncommon, especially among this younger generation. There is nothing wrong with being single and working on you. No, I'm not saying it's your fault, but if you jumped right into the first relationship that came along and you really didn't take the time to look for the signs, you weren't looking out for yourself. And yes, there are signs. Narcissism is ugly, and if you've been with an abuser, you probably notice it's a common trait among them. Pretty common for them to be users too. Take time after ending a relationship to be by yourself, learn from what you just went through, and look for better. Don't jump on the first bitch to show some attention and flirt a little. If you've taken the time to work on you, then you can see those glaring ass warning signs and keep your friends like me from having to fuck your new bitch up because this bitch thinks it's ok to put their hands on you like you don't have crazy ass friends like me who, again, have no issue spending the night in jail if it means fucking an abuser up real quick.
Seriously, get out of the situation if this shit is ringing a bell. Mainly cuz the phone calls asking me the handle these situations irk. Bringing the drama to my house and just breaking out with it unexpectedly tends to make me beat both of y'alls asses out of reflex. And I keep my distance from certain people once I find out they're in such a situation so that I don't get close enough for them to involve me. It is uncomfortable getting caught between these situations, especially when you know the victim has no intention of leaving.
Pause. Bitch, no, that's not how this works. Yes, we both dudes. And yes, if a dude puts his hands on me, I'm going to proceed to beat the living hell out of him. However, that will be the absolute last time. The relationship doesn't go on after that. I don't do abusive relationships. That is still an abusive relationship.
Same with two females. The shit isn't cute. It is abuse. Being the same ex does not make it ok. It doesn't make the scratches and bruises less painful. It doesn't eliminate the trauma and stress.
The fact is, two people in love should not have to put hands on each other in anger. Is it understandable that we all have tempers? Yes, of course. But part of being an adult is knowing when to walk the fuck away and cool off.
Pause again. For you dumb bitches that do that thing when you have a mature partner who does walk away when they know they've hit their limit and you keep walking after them getting in their face, stop that shit. If I am pissed off, and I leave the room, or worse, leave the house, stay wherever the fuck I left you and give me a minute to calm down so I can come back and speak like a mature adult. If your partner walks away in the heat of an argument, they are more than likely doing it to keep their temper in check, which keeps the domestic violence away and keeps them from saying shit that hurts your feelings.
Back on topic, lately, I've noticed this being an issue in the gay community a lot more often. A little more so with lesbians but it happens with gay men too. Domestic violence is not something I have tolerance for at all. And the issue comes to light when I get that good ol' phone call from the victim, normally the more submissive one in the relationship, needing to get out. See, but I have a few conditions on this if I'm the friend you choose to call in this situation.
1. Please understand, I am beating your abuser's ass. This is not a question. I am beating the fuck out of him or her and please understand I will do my jail time, get out, and beat his or her ass again for having me locked up. I don't play about mine. Do not put your hands on anyone that I say belongs to me.
2. If you take your ass back after I beat his or her ass, do not call me when it happens again. Sorry, but I've already beat their ass once, possibly done jail time for it depending on whether they were dumb enough to call the cops in the situation and whether the cops sided with me or them. If you continue to put yourself in the situation, there's not much I can do to help you other than make that bitch go missing.
3. While you are in my house, your abuser gets their ass beat again if they show up talking about they just want to talk and apologize to you. Again, you have no say in this. I am beating their ass and this time, they're trespassing.
See, the problem is, a lot of people in the gay community think like some of you closed minded straight fuckers. They think it's ok because it's someone of the same sex. So with lesbians especially they figure since it's not a man beating the hell out of them it's just supposed to be ok. Then you call in family and friends and you think we supposed to just brush that shit off and be ok with the shit. We supposed to allow your abuser into our homes, invite them to our family events. No, we're not doing that. But what's worse is when you call us into your fucked up situation and then you side with your abuser, shutting us out when we've been there for you through your lowest points in life. But remember this, when the little bitch you with that's putting their hands on you is done with you, or when you finally hit your breaking point but you've alienated those closest to you, you already burned that bridge. Ain't no crossing that again.
So to my gay and lesbian brothers and sisters, understand this. Domestic violence is an issue and it should not be tolerated. If you cannot function in your relationship without putting your hands on each other, you are in an abusive relationship and you need to get the fuck out. It is not ok just because you're both men or you're both women. Love is not supposed to hurt you (least that's what they tell me).
Sidenote to the bisexuals, if you jump from a hetero relationship into a homo relationship right after and you're getting your ass beat in both, you need to be single. Stop, get the fuck out of your current situation, take some time to be alone and get to know yourself, what you can do for yourself. Love yourself. Yes, this is putting some light on a situation I have watched unfold in someone I know personally, and frankly, it's not uncommon, especially among this younger generation. There is nothing wrong with being single and working on you. No, I'm not saying it's your fault, but if you jumped right into the first relationship that came along and you really didn't take the time to look for the signs, you weren't looking out for yourself. And yes, there are signs. Narcissism is ugly, and if you've been with an abuser, you probably notice it's a common trait among them. Pretty common for them to be users too. Take time after ending a relationship to be by yourself, learn from what you just went through, and look for better. Don't jump on the first bitch to show some attention and flirt a little. If you've taken the time to work on you, then you can see those glaring ass warning signs and keep your friends like me from having to fuck your new bitch up because this bitch thinks it's ok to put their hands on you like you don't have crazy ass friends like me who, again, have no issue spending the night in jail if it means fucking an abuser up real quick.
Seriously, get out of the situation if this shit is ringing a bell. Mainly cuz the phone calls asking me the handle these situations irk. Bringing the drama to my house and just breaking out with it unexpectedly tends to make me beat both of y'alls asses out of reflex. And I keep my distance from certain people once I find out they're in such a situation so that I don't get close enough for them to involve me. It is uncomfortable getting caught between these situations, especially when you know the victim has no intention of leaving.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
The ex that don't want you but don't want anyone else to have you
So this is pretty much the most annoying fuckery. I got this ex, which for the sake of names, we'll just call Dumbass, who I was with for about 5 and a half years with a couple breaks in there. But basically, we were together that whole time really. Now, I've been through the ringer with Dumbass. Lies, cheating, bitch ass side hoes having the audacity to come for me as if I don't beat bitches down (mind you i say bitches without regard to sex, in this case, said bitch was a dude but a bitch is a bitch to me). We all have at least one person that we are just fucking stupid for. That person that we allow ourselves to put up with too much from until we finally hit that breaking point. I hit mine over a year and a half ago and have remained single ever since (despite confusion stemming from the jackass mentioned in the last post, I am most definitely single until such time as he slobs on my knob like corn on the cob, oh and maybe we have a discussion but the slobbing on the knob pretty much seals it. yes i'm petty and no i don't care).
So here's the fuckery. Dumbass always comes back around when he thinks I'm interested in someone else. He even asks about him. Bitch I might be but what business of it is yours? Oh, that's right. It only took me five and a half years to allow myself to see this but you don't want me yourself, you just don't want anyone else to have me. You egotistical, arrogant, deluded sum' bitch.
So get this shit. Dumbass has a whole new boyfriend who ironically has the same first name as me but that's about all we have in common cuz the dude is kinda special (no i don't mean good catch special i mean short bus special). Great, I'm legitimately happy for Dumbass because I was sure this meant he'd finally get off my dick. Just to make sure of this, I literally blocked him everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, twitter, and from my phone. Then this lil punk bitch goes and changes his number and calls me the other day. Now i don't answer the first time cuz i'm at work but i answer the second time cuz the area code is the one my mother is in and I'm thinking it's someone in the family. Instead, it's this raggedy bastard talking about he just wanted to give me his new number even though I never call him anyway. Bitch, I am pretty sure I kind of hate you. Like, if you fell face first off a cliff I would not give two fucks right now. I'm focused on me and you got a new dude. Focus on that dude. I did everything to make sure you could focus on him, but you calling me again to give me a new number and asking about who I'm with. So let me say this shit slow for you to get the point.
GET......OFF......MY......DICK......BITCH!!!!!
Goddamn, how hard is it to get that I ended our relationship. I walked away from you and every time you tried to restart it I made it clear that i do not want you. Damn I fucked another dude the week you left my house. That should prove the fucking point that you are not the only person worth plowing to me, right? To drive the point home further, I would rather go without sex the rest of my life than get back with you.
See the fuckery? Bitch don't even want me. Never really did. He wants what I can do for him. i.e. keeping a house together, keeping cars in driveways, bills paid, food on table, pretty damn good sex, and being loyal so he knows no one else is getting it, but he can do none of the same in return. Ol' ingrate ass bastard. Now I'm just gonna let Dumbass think I'm with the other idiot out of convenience. Meanwhile I need to block his new number cuz he has life fucked up. Bastard
So here's the fuckery. Dumbass always comes back around when he thinks I'm interested in someone else. He even asks about him. Bitch I might be but what business of it is yours? Oh, that's right. It only took me five and a half years to allow myself to see this but you don't want me yourself, you just don't want anyone else to have me. You egotistical, arrogant, deluded sum' bitch.
So get this shit. Dumbass has a whole new boyfriend who ironically has the same first name as me but that's about all we have in common cuz the dude is kinda special (no i don't mean good catch special i mean short bus special). Great, I'm legitimately happy for Dumbass because I was sure this meant he'd finally get off my dick. Just to make sure of this, I literally blocked him everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, twitter, and from my phone. Then this lil punk bitch goes and changes his number and calls me the other day. Now i don't answer the first time cuz i'm at work but i answer the second time cuz the area code is the one my mother is in and I'm thinking it's someone in the family. Instead, it's this raggedy bastard talking about he just wanted to give me his new number even though I never call him anyway. Bitch, I am pretty sure I kind of hate you. Like, if you fell face first off a cliff I would not give two fucks right now. I'm focused on me and you got a new dude. Focus on that dude. I did everything to make sure you could focus on him, but you calling me again to give me a new number and asking about who I'm with. So let me say this shit slow for you to get the point.
GET......OFF......MY......DICK......BITCH!!!!!
Goddamn, how hard is it to get that I ended our relationship. I walked away from you and every time you tried to restart it I made it clear that i do not want you. Damn I fucked another dude the week you left my house. That should prove the fucking point that you are not the only person worth plowing to me, right? To drive the point home further, I would rather go without sex the rest of my life than get back with you.
See the fuckery? Bitch don't even want me. Never really did. He wants what I can do for him. i.e. keeping a house together, keeping cars in driveways, bills paid, food on table, pretty damn good sex, and being loyal so he knows no one else is getting it, but he can do none of the same in return. Ol' ingrate ass bastard. Now I'm just gonna let Dumbass think I'm with the other idiot out of convenience. Meanwhile I need to block his new number cuz he has life fucked up. Bastard
Indecisive people
Let me just hop right on into this fuckery right here. I hate an indecisive person. I'm not just talking about the bitch that never knows what she wants to eat either. I'm talking about the people that just don't know what they want in life.
Let me hit you on some real shit. I'm 29 years old. Looking 30 right in the eyes. I had a plan to be settled and with a family started by 30. This is something I've made abundantly clear to exes. This is something I made clear to people I thought had potential when they entered into my life. Now here's my mutha fuckin beef. If we meet and we vibe, and we on some chill type shit getting to know each other and I make it clear that while i wasn't rushing into a relationship cuz I know my goal I want to build up to one, one would think that the other person in question would make his intentions clear from the jump right? Not this indecisive bastard. Instead, we go on with my idea, then months down the road you hit me with the friends label, but you don't know how to stay in the friend zone. Bitch. If you want to be a friend. you cannot be questioning my whereabouts, what i do, who I'm with, who i'm fucking, what sites i'm on, and all that shit. STAY....IN....YO....MUTHA....FUCKIN....LANE....BITCH!!!
Then, being me, I help the fool cuz he down on his luck but this is a temporary thing cuz i got shit going on (i.e. building my family without a significant other, i got no issues with single parenthood cuz fuck relationships). So temporarily this fool is allowed to use my second bedroom (with restrictions, my house so only person fucking in here is me, only person bringing company is me. don't like it, GTFO). He can come and go as he pleases long as my basic requests are respected and he contributes something right? So that means when he vanishes for 2 and 3 days I don't give 2 fucks cuz we not together and his hoes not in my house. But why the fuck are you laid up with whichever ho you with and texting me worried about what I'm doing and trying to say shit like if i'm not happy you're not happy? Know what would make me happy? You either deciding to get on my dick or staying firmly the fuck in the friend zone you claimed to want to be in you ignorant cretin. Don't worry about what and who I'm doing. Go fuck yo ho, damn it. Then you come back and want to be all nice and shit, cooking dinner, spending time and shit. Uh, that's great, my dude, but I got shit to do that don't involve you. Know your role, bitch, know your role.
See, I know my role. I don't ask who he with, where he's at, or what they're doing. If he don't answer a text when he's out, I just assume he sucking some dick or eating some ass. Do you and text me back when you done but keep those details to yourself cuz we're not that type of friends. I stay in my mutha fuckin lane. He keep crossing over his. You ol' indecisive bastard. I hate that.
Lesson here, if you see what you want in someone, speak the fuck up. Don't hold that shit in and try to throw hints. People like me don't operate on those
Let me hit you on some real shit. I'm 29 years old. Looking 30 right in the eyes. I had a plan to be settled and with a family started by 30. This is something I've made abundantly clear to exes. This is something I made clear to people I thought had potential when they entered into my life. Now here's my mutha fuckin beef. If we meet and we vibe, and we on some chill type shit getting to know each other and I make it clear that while i wasn't rushing into a relationship cuz I know my goal I want to build up to one, one would think that the other person in question would make his intentions clear from the jump right? Not this indecisive bastard. Instead, we go on with my idea, then months down the road you hit me with the friends label, but you don't know how to stay in the friend zone. Bitch. If you want to be a friend. you cannot be questioning my whereabouts, what i do, who I'm with, who i'm fucking, what sites i'm on, and all that shit. STAY....IN....YO....MUTHA....FUCKIN....LANE....BITCH!!!
Then, being me, I help the fool cuz he down on his luck but this is a temporary thing cuz i got shit going on (i.e. building my family without a significant other, i got no issues with single parenthood cuz fuck relationships). So temporarily this fool is allowed to use my second bedroom (with restrictions, my house so only person fucking in here is me, only person bringing company is me. don't like it, GTFO). He can come and go as he pleases long as my basic requests are respected and he contributes something right? So that means when he vanishes for 2 and 3 days I don't give 2 fucks cuz we not together and his hoes not in my house. But why the fuck are you laid up with whichever ho you with and texting me worried about what I'm doing and trying to say shit like if i'm not happy you're not happy? Know what would make me happy? You either deciding to get on my dick or staying firmly the fuck in the friend zone you claimed to want to be in you ignorant cretin. Don't worry about what and who I'm doing. Go fuck yo ho, damn it. Then you come back and want to be all nice and shit, cooking dinner, spending time and shit. Uh, that's great, my dude, but I got shit to do that don't involve you. Know your role, bitch, know your role.
See, I know my role. I don't ask who he with, where he's at, or what they're doing. If he don't answer a text when he's out, I just assume he sucking some dick or eating some ass. Do you and text me back when you done but keep those details to yourself cuz we're not that type of friends. I stay in my mutha fuckin lane. He keep crossing over his. You ol' indecisive bastard. I hate that.
Lesson here, if you see what you want in someone, speak the fuck up. Don't hold that shit in and try to throw hints. People like me don't operate on those
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Stupid shit people lie about on dating/hookup sites
First off, let me say I realize it's been entirely too long since anything has been posted here. But I have lots of belligerence to share lately and this was always a great avenue to vent in so let's get to today's topic.
I'm not really sure if I've touched on this shit before, but people lie about the dumbest things when making their profiles on dating/hookup sites. I'm gonna touch on the shit that I've just stumbled across while browsing one that I have no idea why I keep returning to.
1. Age-now, this seems to be extremely common in the gay community especially. You either have the underage boys lying saying they're of age, which are easier to spot, or you have the old ass dudes trying to say they're younger. Example: One dude I know I've fucked with before currently says he's 39 on his profile. Now, problem with this is, I'm 29 and you have a son my age. Bitch you did not make your son at age 10. You're 49. Don't lie. And the sad part, he has no reason to lie anyway cuz the body is still banging anyway so most of the young cats will let you hit at least once anyway.
2. Body type/shape: people, let's be real. You are not slim if you're 5'6" and weight 190 pounds or more. At that weight you're either buff as hell or you're somewhere between thick and fat, probably fat.
3. What they're looking for: this shit right here will get your feelings hurt when you approach someone like me. See, I actually read your entire profile when you approach me. So if you profile said you were looking for people to get to know, that aren't just trying to fuck you, you trying to settle down and start a family etc, but as soon as you hit my inbox you trying to fuck, I'm immediately uninterested. It's not the fact that you want to hook up. To each their own and if I'm having a moment I'm likely to indulge some of the more attractive people. It's the fact that you can't stick to your guns. On the flip side, if your profile says you want to fuck but now you want to have deep conversation, you are a jumpoff trying to upgrade yourself to boyfriend/girlfriend status and need to update your profile to reflect what you want. Honesty people, it's not that fucking hard.
4. Pics: This is a loaded issue. Now the site I use allows you to lock your pics if you don't want them public and unlock them for specific people. So, first issue, there's no reason not to have a pic up, i don't give an iota of a fuck how DL you claim you are. Then you say stupid shit like I'll text or email you a pic. No jackass just load one on the site and unlock it like the rest of us then lock it after I've seen it. Next issue within this issue, the bitches using fake pics that think we don't know they're using fake pics. If you are using the pic of a thirst trap from instagram, trust me friend, I know if you're the actual person or not. Be real with this shit cuz if we meet and you not this fine as person in this pic, I'm going to turn right back around and leave. Next issue within an issue, people using way old pic. Don't be using that cute as pic of you fresh out of high school when you were at a solid 150 and you know you gained a good 150 since then. And next, don't do that shit when you upload only a pic of your face at an angle trying to hide the rest of your body. There's someone for everyone. That person may not be me, but someone out there will like it. Oh, and don't do that dumb shit where you post a whole body pic but you try extra hard to make the ass look fat when you know you got a flat wide ass. Work with what you got, boo, work with what you got.
Couple other things:
1. Learn how to carry on a goddamn convo: I didn't think this would be that hard but some form of conversation has to be had, especially if you say you just want to chat. Bitch have something to fucking chat about
2. One word responses imply a lack of interest: if you're interested, don't give them. If you're getting them from the other person, you're boring them.
3. Be consistent, damn. Don't start up with a good ass getting to know a person convo one day, and the next day you just trying to get in the drawers. That pisses me off
4. Be upfront damn it. You know what you want, you know what you're attracted to. Stop playing with people's feelings then wondering how the fuck yo dumb ass ends up with stalkers or why you can't settle down and find someone that actually loves yo stupid ass
5. Don't whine about your ex to someone you just met. Bitch, I don't care how dirty they did you in the slightest. I don't know you. That's what your friends are for. I'm just a random dude online trying to alleviate some boredom. You ca tell me all that shit if you're actually a semi interesting person that I decide is worth trying to be with when I decide I want to know why you're single. Til then, shut the fuck up
6. Realistically, if it's 3 in the damn morning and you suggest meeting up, there's only one thing on your mind. And it ain't goddamn videogames. It ain't watching a movie. It ain't getting to know each other. Don't insult anyone's intelligence. You're trying to smash or get smashed. Can we not bullshit around that point if I deem it worth my time to agree to meet at such an hour? If we meeting at that time of morning, be ready to slob on my knob like corn on the cob and cut out all the mutha fuckin small talk. Shit!!!!
I think that about wraps this up. I'm gonna have to get back on this cuz I'm sure I have many more topics to post on. Comment if you got more to add on to my list or if you have another topic for me to post on
I'm not really sure if I've touched on this shit before, but people lie about the dumbest things when making their profiles on dating/hookup sites. I'm gonna touch on the shit that I've just stumbled across while browsing one that I have no idea why I keep returning to.
1. Age-now, this seems to be extremely common in the gay community especially. You either have the underage boys lying saying they're of age, which are easier to spot, or you have the old ass dudes trying to say they're younger. Example: One dude I know I've fucked with before currently says he's 39 on his profile. Now, problem with this is, I'm 29 and you have a son my age. Bitch you did not make your son at age 10. You're 49. Don't lie. And the sad part, he has no reason to lie anyway cuz the body is still banging anyway so most of the young cats will let you hit at least once anyway.
2. Body type/shape: people, let's be real. You are not slim if you're 5'6" and weight 190 pounds or more. At that weight you're either buff as hell or you're somewhere between thick and fat, probably fat.
3. What they're looking for: this shit right here will get your feelings hurt when you approach someone like me. See, I actually read your entire profile when you approach me. So if you profile said you were looking for people to get to know, that aren't just trying to fuck you, you trying to settle down and start a family etc, but as soon as you hit my inbox you trying to fuck, I'm immediately uninterested. It's not the fact that you want to hook up. To each their own and if I'm having a moment I'm likely to indulge some of the more attractive people. It's the fact that you can't stick to your guns. On the flip side, if your profile says you want to fuck but now you want to have deep conversation, you are a jumpoff trying to upgrade yourself to boyfriend/girlfriend status and need to update your profile to reflect what you want. Honesty people, it's not that fucking hard.
4. Pics: This is a loaded issue. Now the site I use allows you to lock your pics if you don't want them public and unlock them for specific people. So, first issue, there's no reason not to have a pic up, i don't give an iota of a fuck how DL you claim you are. Then you say stupid shit like I'll text or email you a pic. No jackass just load one on the site and unlock it like the rest of us then lock it after I've seen it. Next issue within this issue, the bitches using fake pics that think we don't know they're using fake pics. If you are using the pic of a thirst trap from instagram, trust me friend, I know if you're the actual person or not. Be real with this shit cuz if we meet and you not this fine as person in this pic, I'm going to turn right back around and leave. Next issue within an issue, people using way old pic. Don't be using that cute as pic of you fresh out of high school when you were at a solid 150 and you know you gained a good 150 since then. And next, don't do that shit when you upload only a pic of your face at an angle trying to hide the rest of your body. There's someone for everyone. That person may not be me, but someone out there will like it. Oh, and don't do that dumb shit where you post a whole body pic but you try extra hard to make the ass look fat when you know you got a flat wide ass. Work with what you got, boo, work with what you got.
Couple other things:
1. Learn how to carry on a goddamn convo: I didn't think this would be that hard but some form of conversation has to be had, especially if you say you just want to chat. Bitch have something to fucking chat about
2. One word responses imply a lack of interest: if you're interested, don't give them. If you're getting them from the other person, you're boring them.
3. Be consistent, damn. Don't start up with a good ass getting to know a person convo one day, and the next day you just trying to get in the drawers. That pisses me off
4. Be upfront damn it. You know what you want, you know what you're attracted to. Stop playing with people's feelings then wondering how the fuck yo dumb ass ends up with stalkers or why you can't settle down and find someone that actually loves yo stupid ass
5. Don't whine about your ex to someone you just met. Bitch, I don't care how dirty they did you in the slightest. I don't know you. That's what your friends are for. I'm just a random dude online trying to alleviate some boredom. You ca tell me all that shit if you're actually a semi interesting person that I decide is worth trying to be with when I decide I want to know why you're single. Til then, shut the fuck up
6. Realistically, if it's 3 in the damn morning and you suggest meeting up, there's only one thing on your mind. And it ain't goddamn videogames. It ain't watching a movie. It ain't getting to know each other. Don't insult anyone's intelligence. You're trying to smash or get smashed. Can we not bullshit around that point if I deem it worth my time to agree to meet at such an hour? If we meeting at that time of morning, be ready to slob on my knob like corn on the cob and cut out all the mutha fuckin small talk. Shit!!!!
I think that about wraps this up. I'm gonna have to get back on this cuz I'm sure I have many more topics to post on. Comment if you got more to add on to my list or if you have another topic for me to post on
Sunday, June 7, 2015
Transphobia in the gay community and how stupid they look.
Advance warning: when I say gay community: I literally mean the gay and lesbian community rather than the LGBT community as a whole.
I know I don't blog here and I apologize deeply for that, but with this Caitlyn Jenner stuff distracting us from whatever the government is up to, I thought I needed to get these words out about this particular breed of fuckery. As a cismale trans ally, transphobia disgusts me, but it pisses me off even more when it comes from the LG community. You would think that one community hated for wanting to be themselves would sympathize with another group of people hated for wanting to be themselves.
But noooooo... that's too logical for the gay community to get through their skulls. I fail to see how the LG community can fight for marriage equality and anti-discrimination bills when they're too busy opening their mouths and spewing the same hot bullshit. that their opponents do and join in with the homophobes and become bigger transphobes.
But you're not being hateful. No, you're just hypocrites. How in the blue fuck can you shout that you want what's due you per the United States Constitution, but you want to deny the "T" in "LGBT" the acceptance and desire to be themselves? Miss me with that shit. I had one guy call Caitlyn Jenner a "drag queen." So, you think all transgender people are drag kings and queens, but you don't hate them. That fuckery sounds like hate to me.
You know what's funny? People like that guy would never step to a trans person on the street and say shit like that to their face. Late last year, Tamikkka "Boom Boom" Brents gave Fallon Fox shit for being trans rather than being her opponent. The only thing Fallon did regarding her identity was come out as being a transwoman. After that, her focus was on being the best at 145. I called her on her shit on her Facebook page and her response with me, as it was with countless critics of her lax attitude towards her transphobic fans, was to delete our comments and rage-ban us. Some representative of the LGBT community.
I don't think I can say any more because just thinking about this shit is making my lower back hurt, so I'll just end it on this note: instead of beating the streets talking about you want to be equal under the laws of the land, how about the LG community just focus on repairing the internal divisions and stop fighting each other and the other letters before fighting inequality?
I know I don't blog here and I apologize deeply for that, but with this Caitlyn Jenner stuff distracting us from whatever the government is up to, I thought I needed to get these words out about this particular breed of fuckery. As a cismale trans ally, transphobia disgusts me, but it pisses me off even more when it comes from the LG community. You would think that one community hated for wanting to be themselves would sympathize with another group of people hated for wanting to be themselves.
But noooooo... that's too logical for the gay community to get through their skulls. I fail to see how the LG community can fight for marriage equality and anti-discrimination bills when they're too busy opening their mouths and spewing the same hot bullshit. that their opponents do and join in with the homophobes and become bigger transphobes.
But you're not being hateful. No, you're just hypocrites. How in the blue fuck can you shout that you want what's due you per the United States Constitution, but you want to deny the "T" in "LGBT" the acceptance and desire to be themselves? Miss me with that shit. I had one guy call Caitlyn Jenner a "drag queen." So, you think all transgender people are drag kings and queens, but you don't hate them. That fuckery sounds like hate to me.
You know what's funny? People like that guy would never step to a trans person on the street and say shit like that to their face. Late last year, Tamikkka "Boom Boom" Brents gave Fallon Fox shit for being trans rather than being her opponent. The only thing Fallon did regarding her identity was come out as being a transwoman. After that, her focus was on being the best at 145. I called her on her shit on her Facebook page and her response with me, as it was with countless critics of her lax attitude towards her transphobic fans, was to delete our comments and rage-ban us. Some representative of the LGBT community.
I don't think I can say any more because just thinking about this shit is making my lower back hurt, so I'll just end it on this note: instead of beating the streets talking about you want to be equal under the laws of the land, how about the LG community just focus on repairing the internal divisions and stop fighting each other and the other letters before fighting inequality?
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