Ok, so I have noticed that lately, men especially are failing their women. I feel some people need a lesson in the proper things to do in a certain situation. But I'm gonna break this down in parts.
First off, ladies, if you're that bitch that has the nerve to come ask your man if a certain item of your wardrobe makes you look fat, bitch, choke. Let me explain something to every female that does this shit. Men do not appreciate being in this position. First off, he sees you naked. So what he really wants to say is, "No, bitch, those jeans don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." And if you're a skinny bitch and you ask this question, choke twice. Bitch, I see your fucking ribcage and your heart beating through your chest but you asked me if you look fat? No, stupid hoe, you need to go fucking eat a burger.
Now understand, this isn't a dig on big or fat girls. This is just a simple solution. Stop asking stupid ass questions. Bitch if you're fat, fucking deal with it. Don't ask us if anything makes you look fat. It's rude and uncomfortable and you need to go give your life.
Now fellas, I'm gonna single you out because ladies rarely let shit like this happen. It's about time y'all stop walking on eggshells and shit and be honest. Women say they want honesty, right? Give that bitch what she wants. So most women frequently try to change up their looks. Sometimes it's a small thing, sometimes it's major. So let's start with a couple of common scenarios.
1. Hair dye-if you see your woman brought home some hair dye, or you're in the store with her, make sure this bitch gets a color that doesn't make you embarrassed to be seen with her ass. Bright neon fucking orange hair is not really appropriate for most people. If she black as midnight, don't let that bitch come out with bleach blonde hair. Her hair needs to compliment her skin color goddamn it. If she asks your opinion, pay attention. And be brutally honest. If she selects anything orange, ask that bitch if she is attempting to look like the Great Pumpkin. That oughta put a stop to that shit.
2. Clothing-this is more of a problem for my big girls. Ladies, please dress for the body you have, not the body you wish you had. Fellas, tell this bitch if her rolls hanging out or her muffin top is showing. I'm so serious. If your woman comes out in something three sizes too small, send that bitch back in her room with orders to change. If she has nothing in her wardrobe that fits, fuck a date. Take that bitch shopping and make her try shit on. Buy this bitch clothes that fit. Likewise, ladies, if this dude comes to you with his pants hanging off his ass, first off, give that moron a wedgie. I'm not kidding. Yank them pants up so high his balls reach his stomach. Then, buy this idiot a belt and some pants that fit. Please make sure he understands what sagging pants meant. It started in prison as a way to let the other men know one was open to be plowed. Then it was used by gay males to pick up johns in the seventies. So fellas, when you keep getting eyed by a dude and your pants are sagging, it's cuz you're telling him you're gay and you're ready to be fucked. stupid ass. Ladies, do not let your hetero man out of the house like this.
Let me add on, be age appropriate with your clothing. If you're forty, dress like it. Do not dress like the teenagers. 95% of you don't have the body to pull that shit off. And if you're a man in your forties dressing like these young dudes, you look stupid.
3. Dancing-ok, so i got no problem with booty dancing. This is directed more towards fellas after the shit I saw last night at the bar. Please don't dance like you've never got pussy in your life. Seriously. You are not Usher or Chris Brown. Odds are, you just think you dance that good but you look stupid as fuck. So ladies, if this dude can't dance, back that ass up against him, wrap his arms around your waist, and show this dude how to move with you so he doesn't look like a complete retard. And you know if your man can't dance.
Alternate take. Ladies, if you have no ass, why are you twerkin? You can move your body appropriately for that flat ass you have. Do not dance like you got ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass when you really are flatter than a fucking pancake and are just painful to watch. If you got rhythm, don't twerk. Just dance. show off the rhythm without trying to pop lock and drop what you don't actually have.
Point is, if your mate looks a hot ass mess, it is your obligation to tell them to fix it. Obnoxious hair colors, bad dressing, bad dancing, whatever it is, this person represents you. If they're sensitive, I suggest they thicken that skin. If they can take it from others but not from you, get someone else to say something. But you should want your other half to be your better half. I have a rule, and perhaps the dominant one in the relationship should adopt this. You cannot go out of the house with me looking worse than me. You need to look better at all times.
Pause. Let me address you insecure fucks that let your other half go out looking a hot ass mess because you think no one will want them that way. See a real man or woman can look underneath the mess to see the potential and will want that anyway. You're not keeping them with you by letting them look a mess. And frankly, if you have to do that, you shouldn't be with the person anyway.
This is really not that hard of a concept to grasp. Keep your man or woman looking good at all times, or at least as good as they can.
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