so, this particular topic has come up lately in the gay community, so I'm talking to the gay guys with this post. I want to make this abundantly clear to some of you extra curricular fags (and yes, i used that term because you are the extremely flamboyant, flaming, annoying form of gay to which this term applies). Not every dude you come across is gay..........................................................let me repeat, and in caps, NOT EVERY DUDE YOU COME ACROSS IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, you give us all a bad name when you insist on hitting on a straight dude. If the dude is being nice when you speak, but lets you know he has a girl, he has a fucking girl. GET YO BITCH ASS OFF HIS NUTS!!! This is not that what your girl don't know won't hurt her situation. Sometimes, a straight guy is, and get this because apparently this is a fucking novelty to some of you, COMPLETELY STRAIGHT!!!! In cruder terms, he doesn't like dick, he doesn't like a man's ass, he likes pussy. How much fucking clearer can he get? Stop fucking hitting on straight guys. You cannot turn a straight guy. At best, you come across a curious guy who tries it and likes it. Generally, if they're straight, they want nothing to do with you in a sexual way. You can't fuck them, they can't fuck you, you can't suck their dick, and they can't suck yours. They can't eat your ass, nothing. Get it through your thick ass fucking skull. We can all tell when a dude is gay. If you can't, you need not ever approach a dude personally and stick to the dating websites. You will turn the most tolerant dude in the world into a homophobe all because you can't understand that all men are not gay, bi, or curious. So calm this fuckery down, stick to dudes you know are gay, bi, or curious, and life will get a whole lot easier. Damn
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Bitter bitches who don't know their worth
This a topic I had to post about the moment I engaged in a conversation with a friend of mine. She's cool people, trying to find her identity, break free of what's stressing her out, all that good shit. But recently, she just proved to me that she is dumb and bitter as fuck. I mean, damn. I've heard of bitches wanting to go back to exes who were good to them and even chase the ones who ain't shit that dumped them, but wanting an ain't shit ex who moved on with his life? Holy fuck. Bitch, why in the blue fuck are you chasing this ain't shit nigga who clearly just wants you for the pussy you used to give him? Is the mutha fucka that goddamn good in bed? Do you even love this mutha fucka or are you just being spiteful that he left you?
Pause. This bitch-ass nigga, from what she told me, has apparently gotten married to some other broad that he clearly doesn't even love if he's constantly texting her talking about he wants to smash.Why in the fuck are you trying to get back this dude who will say anything to get in your panties when he has a whole fucking wife?
Pause that ass up. Yes, this dude is a whole manchild marriage hoe, but what the fuck my friend sees in this dipshit, I do not know.
Now she even said it herself he ain't shit but she's going out of her way to take back this ain't shit nigga who caused so much fuckery with the bitch before her, two bitches ago, and the bitch after her. This mutha fucka's relationships are essentially him leaving one broad for another. Then she goes on to say she wants to prove herself as a woman to him because fuck his wife, he belongs to her.
WHOA. HELL NO, THE FUCKERY SQUARED TIMES 10. PAUSE, PAUSE, AND PAUSE SOME MORE.
Bitch, what in the blue fuck do you have to prove to this worthless nigga? Do you lack that much self-esteem that you blame yourself for him cheating on you? Do you just hate the thought of a man who knows your fucking worth and will treat you like the queen you are? What the actual fucking fuck?! I feel my brain heading toward combustion just fucking thinking about this stupid shit. My question is, what the hell drives women, straight and otherwise, to just settle for these cowardly types instead of going for what they deserve? I know dudes do it too, but not so much so as females. Gods, the stupid bitch mentality runs strong in this chick: to think she's going to hold down this immature-ass dude that belongs to someone else just gives me migraines to the highest power.
Doesn't anyone listen to Statistics by Lyfe Jennings? Hell, she's been through this shit before with him: "If he's in a relationship: if he will cheat on her, that means he will cheat on you."
I know it happens all over the board, but the fuckery women bring just makes me ponder why I don't just leave the whole goddamn gender alone and plow niggas exclusively. In short, this bitch doesn't really want this ain't shit nigga back; she's bitter that he left and got married to someone that wasn't her. She acts like she can't have that with anyone else but that jackass when there are an array of dudes and females that would love to get with her. Hell, I'd throw my name into the hat. But no, she's so hung up on this fuckwad that clearly doesn't love her and it's a complete turn off.
Ladies, know that somewhere out there, there is a king (or co-queen) waiting to show you your worth. Unless you're a stupid bitch with the "He's mine" mentality. Then you can keep chasing that dumbshit you're pining after.
Pause. This bitch-ass nigga, from what she told me, has apparently gotten married to some other broad that he clearly doesn't even love if he's constantly texting her talking about he wants to smash.Why in the fuck are you trying to get back this dude who will say anything to get in your panties when he has a whole fucking wife?
Pause that ass up. Yes, this dude is a whole manchild marriage hoe, but what the fuck my friend sees in this dipshit, I do not know.
Now she even said it herself he ain't shit but she's going out of her way to take back this ain't shit nigga who caused so much fuckery with the bitch before her, two bitches ago, and the bitch after her. This mutha fucka's relationships are essentially him leaving one broad for another. Then she goes on to say she wants to prove herself as a woman to him because fuck his wife, he belongs to her.
WHOA. HELL NO, THE FUCKERY SQUARED TIMES 10. PAUSE, PAUSE, AND PAUSE SOME MORE.
Bitch, what in the blue fuck do you have to prove to this worthless nigga? Do you lack that much self-esteem that you blame yourself for him cheating on you? Do you just hate the thought of a man who knows your fucking worth and will treat you like the queen you are? What the actual fucking fuck?! I feel my brain heading toward combustion just fucking thinking about this stupid shit. My question is, what the hell drives women, straight and otherwise, to just settle for these cowardly types instead of going for what they deserve? I know dudes do it too, but not so much so as females. Gods, the stupid bitch mentality runs strong in this chick: to think she's going to hold down this immature-ass dude that belongs to someone else just gives me migraines to the highest power.
Doesn't anyone listen to Statistics by Lyfe Jennings? Hell, she's been through this shit before with him: "If he's in a relationship: if he will cheat on her, that means he will cheat on you."
I know it happens all over the board, but the fuckery women bring just makes me ponder why I don't just leave the whole goddamn gender alone and plow niggas exclusively. In short, this bitch doesn't really want this ain't shit nigga back; she's bitter that he left and got married to someone that wasn't her. She acts like she can't have that with anyone else but that jackass when there are an array of dudes and females that would love to get with her. Hell, I'd throw my name into the hat. But no, she's so hung up on this fuckwad that clearly doesn't love her and it's a complete turn off.
Ladies, know that somewhere out there, there is a king (or co-queen) waiting to show you your worth. Unless you're a stupid bitch with the "He's mine" mentality. Then you can keep chasing that dumbshit you're pining after.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Man Boys
This was a requested topic a few weeks ago and I kind of just got to it. But some reminders of it today made me feel the need to blog about it. Man Boys. Some of you may wonder what this is. A man boy is a grown man, legally, that has the mentality of a boy. No, I'm not talking about legitimate retards or the slow. These are grown men who just aren't mature. These are the men that no matter how old they get, they're on the same bullshit. The same lies, the same tired ass lines, and the same ways. Nothing about them really improves. These come in all shapes and sizes. some of them are quite successful in life, but when it comes to the subject of relationships, they are complete children. Like always, I have examples.
A man boy loves the idea of a relationship. They love having someone with the title of girlfriend, wife, wifey, boyfriend, husband, etc. However, they do not understand how to be monogamous. They want to rip and run the streets like they did when they were single. They want to come in the house all ours of the morning. The sun beats these dudes home.
pause. Allow me to say that some of them actually aren't cheating jackasses, but their actions make them look like they are. See above, but they're actually just with friends and not with some other ho. But they don't understand why the blue fuck you are so pissed that they brought their bitch ass home at eight in the goddamn morning, nor do they understand why you slapped the shit out of them upon entering the house, or why you keep throwing shit at them and they were forced to sleep on the couch (might just be me, but bitch the sun beat you home and you're wondering why I'm violent? Fuck yo couch)
Man boys seem to be habitual liars. They lie so fast it'll make your head spin, but they are fucking horrible at it. See, I'm a pretty thorough master of the game. So if something seems like it might not be right, I ask questions. I might seem to accept the answers, but six hours, six days, six weeks, or even months later, I'll come back and ask that same question to see if I get the same answer. Man boys cannot remember the lies they tell. Their story changes and they get caught.
These simpletons also get caught in the simplest ways. They never want you in their cell phone. Don't look at it, answer it, look through it, or even breathe in its direction. Probably because all the evidence is still their.
Here's the important one though.They fuck up the best person to ever come into their life. Seriously, they always fuck this person over and it takes forever for them to realize it. They are too set in their childish ways to understand how they hurt someone, and by the time they even come close to figuring it out, it's too late. Then they want to chase after like some love sick puppy but cannot make the simplest fucking efforts to correct their habits. For instance, they can't fess up to the lies you have them dead to rights on. Seriously, you can catch these fools on video fucking someone else and they try their damnedest to deny it. They do not grow up.
What can you learn from this? Let that bitch ass boy go. You deserve better. Unless you're just like their stupid ass, in which case do me the favor of keeping the fucktard to yourself.
A man boy loves the idea of a relationship. They love having someone with the title of girlfriend, wife, wifey, boyfriend, husband, etc. However, they do not understand how to be monogamous. They want to rip and run the streets like they did when they were single. They want to come in the house all ours of the morning. The sun beats these dudes home.
pause. Allow me to say that some of them actually aren't cheating jackasses, but their actions make them look like they are. See above, but they're actually just with friends and not with some other ho. But they don't understand why the blue fuck you are so pissed that they brought their bitch ass home at eight in the goddamn morning, nor do they understand why you slapped the shit out of them upon entering the house, or why you keep throwing shit at them and they were forced to sleep on the couch (might just be me, but bitch the sun beat you home and you're wondering why I'm violent? Fuck yo couch)
Man boys seem to be habitual liars. They lie so fast it'll make your head spin, but they are fucking horrible at it. See, I'm a pretty thorough master of the game. So if something seems like it might not be right, I ask questions. I might seem to accept the answers, but six hours, six days, six weeks, or even months later, I'll come back and ask that same question to see if I get the same answer. Man boys cannot remember the lies they tell. Their story changes and they get caught.
These simpletons also get caught in the simplest ways. They never want you in their cell phone. Don't look at it, answer it, look through it, or even breathe in its direction. Probably because all the evidence is still their.
Here's the important one though.They fuck up the best person to ever come into their life. Seriously, they always fuck this person over and it takes forever for them to realize it. They are too set in their childish ways to understand how they hurt someone, and by the time they even come close to figuring it out, it's too late. Then they want to chase after like some love sick puppy but cannot make the simplest fucking efforts to correct their habits. For instance, they can't fess up to the lies you have them dead to rights on. Seriously, you can catch these fools on video fucking someone else and they try their damnedest to deny it. They do not grow up.
What can you learn from this? Let that bitch ass boy go. You deserve better. Unless you're just like their stupid ass, in which case do me the favor of keeping the fucktard to yourself.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Fucked Up Job
You know, I've had some pretty fucked up jobs in my life but the fuckery that goes on at my current job is mind boggling. Let's hit the list
Ratchets: These bitches run rampant in here. It is actually pathetic. And what's really sad is they don't know they're ratchet? Bitch, you come in with cheap weave, got a nigga that does absolutely nothing for you, just lost your car, and are always in goddamn leopard print while you have an as flatter and more misshapen than a fucking pancake. To boot, you're fucking stupid, simple, and slow. You talk conspiracy theories while trying to make yourself sound intelligent, but you actually don't know shit. You are a blithering fucking idiot and I have to wonder if you sucked the boss's dick to get hired. Furthermore, you're loud as shit, and ghetto, and you have had altercations with no less than five people on the floor. You have way too much mouth but can't back it up. And you stay on the jock of dude that don't fucking want your ugly misshapen ass.
Favortism: First, see above. Then, I have to wonder how several of these hoes keep jobs when they continually fuck up shit we learn on day one of fucking training and have ingrained in us over the course of four fucking weeks. But the people that know their job and are working hard are the ones getting fired quickly.
Fucktards: The simple and slow fucks that won't shut the fuck up. You sound slow, you look slow, and you drive yourself at every turn. You know, those dumb ass dudes trying to talk about how they think a relationship is supposed to work, but don't actually have relationships. They're tricks and don't even know it. Shut the fuck up. Then you got the other fucktard that tries to talk all smooth but he dumb as fuck, needy, and desperate. Then you broke as shit and are trying to get with every thin bitch in the building but bitch ass dude you have no money, no opportunity to gain money, and you don't realize you're about to get fired. Plus, we've all seen your hoe when she comes to get you from work. That's like asking to get your ass beat.
Illogical fucking procedures: Seriously, there's no organization in here. Bitches want me to stay late because they don't distribute work properly throughout the day. Bitch, you know you want us gone at 7:30 every night, but you let people sit and do nothing for hours out of the day. Meanwhile I'm working like a mutha fucking Hebrew slave in this bitch but I still have to stay late. Bitch fuck you.
Old bitter bitches: These are those old bitches that think they know it all and have seen it all. They're hypocritcal bitches that say stupid shit to me like, "Stop that cursing."
Pause. First, bitch who are you and when the blue fucking fuck did you come to the conclusion that you have any authority over me. Last I checked, I punch that clock to make this money to pay these bills for me, not you. You are also not my mother, nor my grandmother, both of whom cuss like sailors any fucking way and are not about to correct me on my language. Third, bitch, didn't I hear you cuss out one or both of your grown ass children like two days ago? But you're talking to me about my mouth. Get the fuck out my face lady.
Power trips: One of the supervisors is on a power trip. This mutha fucka wants to fire everyone. But, get this, HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FUCKING AUTHORITY TO FIRE PEOPLE. Seriously, in order to fire us, it has to be cleared with both HR and the head bosses. He never gets the clearance of the head bosses, so he nearly got the company a fucking lawsuit for firing someone for their attendance who's on FMLA. You stupid fuck. And that person was the latest in a long list of people he's tried to fire. Ol' dumb mutha fucka.
Seriously, I don't know how the fuck this company stays in business, it's so poorly run. And all this shit, is just shit I've gone through or noticed the past couple of days. It's much worse if I examine the past 8 months. Oh the fuckery
Ratchets: These bitches run rampant in here. It is actually pathetic. And what's really sad is they don't know they're ratchet? Bitch, you come in with cheap weave, got a nigga that does absolutely nothing for you, just lost your car, and are always in goddamn leopard print while you have an as flatter and more misshapen than a fucking pancake. To boot, you're fucking stupid, simple, and slow. You talk conspiracy theories while trying to make yourself sound intelligent, but you actually don't know shit. You are a blithering fucking idiot and I have to wonder if you sucked the boss's dick to get hired. Furthermore, you're loud as shit, and ghetto, and you have had altercations with no less than five people on the floor. You have way too much mouth but can't back it up. And you stay on the jock of dude that don't fucking want your ugly misshapen ass.
Favortism: First, see above. Then, I have to wonder how several of these hoes keep jobs when they continually fuck up shit we learn on day one of fucking training and have ingrained in us over the course of four fucking weeks. But the people that know their job and are working hard are the ones getting fired quickly.
Fucktards: The simple and slow fucks that won't shut the fuck up. You sound slow, you look slow, and you drive yourself at every turn. You know, those dumb ass dudes trying to talk about how they think a relationship is supposed to work, but don't actually have relationships. They're tricks and don't even know it. Shut the fuck up. Then you got the other fucktard that tries to talk all smooth but he dumb as fuck, needy, and desperate. Then you broke as shit and are trying to get with every thin bitch in the building but bitch ass dude you have no money, no opportunity to gain money, and you don't realize you're about to get fired. Plus, we've all seen your hoe when she comes to get you from work. That's like asking to get your ass beat.
Illogical fucking procedures: Seriously, there's no organization in here. Bitches want me to stay late because they don't distribute work properly throughout the day. Bitch, you know you want us gone at 7:30 every night, but you let people sit and do nothing for hours out of the day. Meanwhile I'm working like a mutha fucking Hebrew slave in this bitch but I still have to stay late. Bitch fuck you.
Old bitter bitches: These are those old bitches that think they know it all and have seen it all. They're hypocritcal bitches that say stupid shit to me like, "Stop that cursing."
Pause. First, bitch who are you and when the blue fucking fuck did you come to the conclusion that you have any authority over me. Last I checked, I punch that clock to make this money to pay these bills for me, not you. You are also not my mother, nor my grandmother, both of whom cuss like sailors any fucking way and are not about to correct me on my language. Third, bitch, didn't I hear you cuss out one or both of your grown ass children like two days ago? But you're talking to me about my mouth. Get the fuck out my face lady.
Power trips: One of the supervisors is on a power trip. This mutha fucka wants to fire everyone. But, get this, HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FUCKING AUTHORITY TO FIRE PEOPLE. Seriously, in order to fire us, it has to be cleared with both HR and the head bosses. He never gets the clearance of the head bosses, so he nearly got the company a fucking lawsuit for firing someone for their attendance who's on FMLA. You stupid fuck. And that person was the latest in a long list of people he's tried to fire. Ol' dumb mutha fucka.
Seriously, I don't know how the fuck this company stays in business, it's so poorly run. And all this shit, is just shit I've gone through or noticed the past couple of days. It's much worse if I examine the past 8 months. Oh the fuckery
Friday, February 14, 2014
50 Feet, Nigga, Damn (Part 3)
The above video is my current mood, because I want to slap a nigga.
I believe Dre and I told these niggas to miss us with the stupid shit on these hookup sites. Apparently, these mutha fuckas don't seem to get the mutha fuckin' point. Fucking jumpoffs have the fucking audacity to call me pet names that only a boyfriend or a girlfriend should be using. Bitch ass nigga, I am not your fucking baby or your sweetie or shit like that. This dude had the fucking audacity to make his opening message "Hey sweetie." Like that shit is supposed to impress me or make you more than a jumpoff. To be more than a jump off with me, you have to fuckin' impress a nigga enough to the point that it'll make me not delete your number from my phone after getting my nut off.
Next problem, these dudes on these hookup sites trying to give me the walking dead and assorted shit I didn't come to the party with, both my age, close to it, and these old fucks. Understand I have nothing against anyone HIV+, but I love myself too much and there is no amount of protection that will ever convince me to have sex with these people or do anything that'll put me at risk of catching any STD. Because there's no absolute defense outside of abstinence and I'm a bit late for taking a vow refraining from sex. There was this guy who looked as old as he was. He was like 52 or some shit and he's poz, but the killer is that he sends me a message that said "Make me your bitch and have your way with me" when my profile clearly states I only fuck people who can prove a recent clean bill of health. So, no. You're old, trifling and you're positive, so no thanks. Then there's this interracial couple who like threesomes and they're just... gross. Ugh, can you fuckwads not read? If I want a jump off, I need for him to test negative for any disease, especially that walking dead. Come on, now, especially black men- know your fucking status and get tested.
Then of course, there's the old guys old enough to be either my dad or my grandpa. Like Dre, I get these guys too but worse. There's this guy about 50 with a picture of his ass (which looked like 10 pounds of spoiled chocolate milk in a five pound bag) who hounds me about meeting up but can't seem to take a fucking hint. I ignored you for a reason: you're disgusting, now get the fuck off of my profile. Let's understand something: with me, ten years in either direction is too big an age difference. Even if I were 28, an 18 year old would still be too young for me. 36 isn't old, but another guy sends me a message on Valentine's Day asking me if I wanna come over, light up, and get it in. 48 is definitely too old for me, and this guy from Nebraska asks me if I'd like to host some fun.
Pause. Who in the silver satanic fuck told your wrinkled ass it was okay to ask me some shit like that? Why in the fuck would I bring this bitch to the place I lay my head, especially when he's from out of town? That's asking for all kinds of shit to happen.
Anyway, I just need these fuckwads to stay the far the fuck away from me.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Vlog: Escorts & Masseurs
I made this one a few weeks ago. Forgot to post it on here. Got a growing trend here
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